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[ricinbeans]

Are you shitting me?





Guys, I shouldn't have to say this, but don't. Just... don't.

Comments

[everythingspandex]

I'm like eighty percent positive someone has a raptor daughter.

[badtaste]

I don't know if it's his daughter but there's definitely a dude at school with a raptor.

[everythingspandex]

He brings it to school?

[everythingspandex]

I read that wrong. The guy at school is the one that is in possession of the raptor. Yeah.

[symbioteclone]

Wait WHO has a raptor? Peter, keep that kid the hell away from Miles.

[everythingspandex]

Wouldn't he want to be friends with the raptor kid? I mean, you don't want to be not-friends with the kid that's got a dinosaur at his disposal.

[symbioteclone]

It's too dangerous! That kid is probably like three weeks of bullying away from becoming a mass murderer. You know how this super villain stuff goes.

[everythingspandex]

All the more reason to befriend raptor kid and avert his attention away from evil and the bullying ways.

[symbioteclone]

Okay, I can kinda see your logic there. Not sure I'm 100% sold though.

[everythingspandex]

Yeah, reptiles are kind of sketchy.

[symbioteclone]

You've met Dr. Connors then?

[everythingspandex]

Oh, I've met him alright.

[symbioteclone]

Yeah. That's about how I feel about Venom.

[roseate]

There's not really any danger of that.

[roseate]

God, what a loser.

[symbioteclone]

Look, I've seen one too many teens turned super villain, okay? One of them created a monster that killed me.

I think I've got a right to be overly suspicious.

[roseate]

No, I understand suspicious.
It's just that my brother is, as previously mentioned, a loser of seriously awe-inspiring proportions.
Don't worry too much about the dinosaur.

[symbioteclone]

Oh. You were being serious. Okay. I'll uh. Try not to worry.

[roseate]

Far be it from me to comment on a genetic relation's choice of pets,
But if it hypothetically one day were to disappear never to be seen again,
I'm sure you could be among the first to know.
Hypothetically.

[badtaste]

Raptor kid seems nice!! I don't really know him!! You shouldn't judge people just because they have a raptor!!

[symbioteclone]

Raptors aren't exactly normal!

[symbioteclone]

Like, there's carrying a knife to school, and then there's having a pet raptor. I'm just saying, one of these is more dangerous than the other.

[badtaste]

Yeah but the knife is at school and the raptor is at home!! I think!!

[symbioteclone]

Okay, but who needs a raptor anyways? I mean... how is that even a pet??

[badtaste]

You realize that I don't know this kid like at all right??