No, I still know I'm worlds ahead of the rest of you in plenty of ways. Not that it keeps anybody from feeling superior when this crap happens to me. I just know how pathetic you people get with your savior complex, enough that you think me calling you on it makes me some kind of martyr? Please.

I don't have to ask you for the reason, because I already know it. You don't have to give a shit about someone to rescue them, especially if the rescue is entirely for your own benefit.