thoughtformed | (no subject)

Ok, at the risk of inviting some sort of ne8ulous cosmic and/or magic spiteful island wrath that may or may not have tentacles and 8e grim as fuck,
I am so fucking 8OOOOOOOORED.
And other than throwing Eridan off a 8uilding for kicks, I can't think of anything to do. ::::\
School is stupid, and parties are stupid, why was homecoming even a thing?
Ok, whatever. Point is, what is there to do right now that isn't stupid.

Hey, w8 a second.
According to the still super dum8 and always will 8e super dum8 human calendar d8, I've 8een here almost a whole year now.
What a weird anniversary to have.
I guess this is where I am supposed to say, "here's to another year of getting pulled kicking and screaming into a television, and stupid parties everyone gets invited to for some reason where the school guidance counselor always wins the popularity contest, and everyone gets turned into horri8le monsters sometimes, all while you mostly lose and only occasionally regain the people you actually give a shit a8out,"
8ut fuck that.
That said,
I guess I am fine with sticking around.
Oh.
I guess I should head this off 8efore it even starts.
No, Mayor. You can't throw a party for this. Or a parade. Or anything!
Or if there has to 8e a cele8ration, you are 8anned from running it. And that's final!