Nah, nothin' like that. Just some senseless, mindless vandalism. Bashed up an ex-girlfriend's car in a drunken rage... Big mistake. 'Course there was the car I stole, too, but that's not as important. See, I was payin' me debt to society when I got brought here, but I guess my record didn't transfer, so I'm a free man.

[ He gives her a playful little smile and a wink. Those crimes, of course, being the only ones they caught him for. Those crimes say nothing about the numerous bodies he's had to help bury in the woods, either. ]

All just bein' in the wrong place at the wrong time. The wrong time, of course, bein' when there's a cop around!