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[geminated_man]

SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? I am not fucking around here. Everyone seemed totally fuckin' fine with all of that bullshit nonsense the last couple of days like it was no big deal.

I know this place gets up to some weird shit sometimes but Jesus fucking Christ. Felt like I was gonna have me soul ripped out or something. Christ.

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[geminated_man]

Aw fuck. You're gonna make me do that? Ohh you're a cruel mistress you are. Fine, but if I've got to do it, then so do you. Deal?

[cloneororiginal]

Fine with me. Never said I had a problem with 'em.

[geminated_man]

Then you've gotta teach me. I never understand the shite directions they print on the packaging anyway. No offence, chopstick-makers, but that is not how you hold a pencil.

[cloneororiginal]

Suppose I will.

Mate, you never follow the directions on the packaging. Always best if someone shows you.

[geminated_man]

What other things can you teach me?

[cloneororiginal]

Depends on how much time we have, love.

[geminated_man]

I think we can make room somewhere between the wontons and sesame chicken.

[cloneororiginal]

I get the feeling we'll find time before and after the chocolate too.

[geminated_man]

Anyone tell you lately how fucking wonderful you are?

[cloneororiginal]

Since you were last over, no. That's a problem you really should fix.

Oh and one more thing, don't forget the soy sauce and ginger yeah?

[geminated_man]

Your wish is my command. Not just regarding dinner, either.

[cloneororiginal]

Be careful with what you say, love. You might regret sayin' that later on.