Captivating's a good word, actually. Erotic, less so. Think he's a bit old for that sort of messing around. Besides, even if it were, I wouldn't want to tell you. Don't want you getting a swelled head!

Not ahead of schedule, at any rate. Scared the daylights out of me the first time you told me that nickname, actually, and really, jack, you should know better than to take advantage at a time like this. It's bad sportsmanship to know your own future, not to mention awfully boring.