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growinmushrooms ([personal profile] growinmushrooms) wrote in [community profile] thoughtformed2011-07-18 09:39 pm

Never fear!

With the advent of this marvelous and miraculous cruise, it has of course become impossible to ignore the quiet, nervous sound of a hundred lonely hearts beating in anxious hope.

For those of you who long for an aquatic getaway but are afraid your time would be plagues with restless solitude, or if you are to embarrassed to appear in such a glamorous and romantic place unescorted, The Ouran Host Club (New Moore Cadet Branch!) is here to sweep you off your feet and wash those worries away!

For the duration of the cruise, all your patient, charming, and attentive hosts and hostesses will be present and accepting customers as always! You can find your friendly Host liaisons in the ship's ballroom, planning evenings of frolic and looking forward to growing closer to you soon!

As always, we'll be waiting for you!!!

[identity profile] downtorest.livejournal.com 2011-07-21 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
But.... how do I know if I have enough?

[identity profile] downtorest.livejournal.com 2011-07-21 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
But....