Ugh, why'd she even bother wandering into his dream! This was a nightmare, so embarrassing! So awkward! well, moreso than his life usually is.

Eridan turns to face Jade, grimacing a little as the sound of Feferi splashing around and laughing reaches them. There is really no getting past the embarrassing part of this. Even if she's not looking at him, he addresses her.

"Go ahead and givve me shit for this, I don't evven fuckin care honestly." Lies! Total lies, but hey, it's best to be upfront when you expect people to tease you, as everyone always does.