He groans at the nickname and the splashing- as if this isn't difficult already.

"Shut up! I was tryin to showw you shit, you're the one wwho made us fall!" Fef, I'm so serious right now, you've got to stop laughing or at least lend him a hand finding his glasses. Eridan pulls up a handful of shells, sand and a weirdly misshaped crawdad type creature. Nope, not his glasses, not that he can tell through all his squinting. Wow, you really are blind, huh Eridumb?