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[nicevampireguy]

Alright everyone. Remember The Nancing Phony? The one that hulking dwarf Varric ran before he disappeared? (Excuse me, I mean, "was released".) I kind of inherited it, and thanks to some fine legal work by Mr. Edgeworth, we can open for business.

So. Come on in. Bar is open sundown to sunrise. And Edgeworth-- your drinks are on me.

Comments

[nicevampireguy]

Yeah, but I think we're going to be serving very different sorts of people... I mean, I don't think you'll have to worry about any competition from me, really.

[highlyinformed]

Are you sure?

[nicevampireguy]

Hell, your place has like. Cushions and exotic spices. Mine has a fucking axe over the door and barely passes health code standards.

[highlyinformed]

Sounds dangerous.

[nicevampireguy]

Try disgusting. I haven't had the stomach to check if that's just rust on the axe or.. whatever.

[highlyinformed]

Very unsafe.

[nicevampireguy]

...You're scaring me. Are we cool?

[highlyinformed]

I scare you? Don't you drink blood?

[nicevampireguy]

From blood bags! That you provide!

[highlyinformed]

I certainly don't drink them.

[nicevampireguy]

I-- that's not the point! The point is I'm a pathetic excuse for a vampire. You, however, are some sort of ruthless businessman. A helpful ruthless businessman of course, but like, seriously, I don't want to know what all happens in your shop because I'm pretty sure it would get me in trouble. That's what's scary.

[highlyinformed]

'Ruthless'?

[nicevampireguy]

The point is that you're scary!

[highlyinformed]

Oh, hardly. I'm a family man. You're so funny, Conrad.

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[invisus]

I volunteer for him sometimes & i dunno what you're talking about.

[nicevampireguy]

You are not a normal child. Your opinion is not valid.

[invisus]

hey!! you don't even know me!! `д´)╭

[nicevampireguy]

I've seen enough to make an educated guess.

[invisus]

i can show you more.

[nicevampireguy]

No thank you.

[invisus]

hey, are you saying you don't like me??

[turnedleft]

Everybody likes you, it's part of your charm.