Well, you're running a little late, but that's not your fault! Dimensional travel's never been an exact science... What's the last thing you remember before you came here? When's the last time you saw me?

[As he talks, the camera bounces-- he's clearly jogging along outside, at his usual frenetic pace. There's a brief bit of noise and confusion in the background as he swing aboard a trolly and pays his fare, and then he's sitting down, staring into the camera again.]

Five minutes. Then chips. And... a long talk. I've got a lot I need to tell you about this place. And some introductions to make!