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[garou]

[ There is a low growl at the beginning of the audio feed, the voice that follows low and dangerous. ] I'm going home. And none of you are going to stop me.

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[garou]

You wanna see what big teeth I have?

[bowsbeforehoes]

If you're going to act all Jacob on me, I might as well go find you a Bella. I'm sure there's some sparkly vampires around here as well.

[garou]

I will rip your throat out.

[stilestilinski]

Holy god will you two stop? This is awful.

[garou]

He mentioned Twilight.

[bowsbeforehoes]

You're being a dick.

[garou]

And I need to care because?

[bowsbeforehoes]

I didn't say you need to care. But when you're a dick you're going to get dickish responses back. Natural reflexes. Sorry if I hurt your feels, bro.

[garou]

I don't have feels.

[bowsbeforehoes]

You've pretty much established that.

[garou]

So what's your point?

[bowsbeforehoes]

Chill. You need to chill. Pull the stick from your ass.

[garou]

No thanks.

[stilestilinski]

...okay, valid point, but seriously. Enough with the testosterone fight! I think I'm pregnant with a Roman soldier at this point, knock it off.

[garou]

...Who got you pregnant? Is that a thing that can happen here?

[stilestilinski]

...it's a figure of speech, good lord! I'm pretty sure if I was really pregnant that'd be the first thing you'd know because holy shit why would I even be pregnant?!

[garou]

Well, for one, I was kidding. And for two, you're the one that said weird stuff happens here.

[stilestilinski]

Well forgive me for not being used to apparently kidding around. And... well, okay, I guess you have a point there. It's not that kind of weird!

[garou]

Right. We can handle monsters.

[stilestilinski]

You can. I just board up windows and hold a knife and not sleep for three days.

[garou]

You don't have to do that anymore.

[stilestilinski]

Well hopefully monsters won't show up again and it won't become an issue!

[garou]

Hopefully.