Well, you're a bit older than the last time we talked. I'm Ukraine, we're... we're friends? Sort of dating, if Poland would stop trying to chaperone. You're on New Moore, it's an island in the middle of no one knows where and we're stuck and I know you're going to say you can get us out! But you can't because no one has and you already tried and please don't try again because that was a disaster.

Um, yes.