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[callbacks]

did everyone on the island get inexplicably and simultaneously wasted for some reason last night or what
i know its been an exciting election but this prop was not on the ballot
im not taking karkat to homecoming

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[thneed]

First dates are very nerve-wracking.

[callbacks]

boss

[thneed]

Dave.

[callbacks]

no
just no

[thneed]

It's okay to be nervous.

[callbacks]

oh my god im done

[thneed]

What I say?

[callbacks]

you can use a thneed as a sack right
because im throwing him off a bridge

[thneed]

Don't involve thneeds in this. People can sue me for that.

Use a pillow case.

[callbacks]

would he fit in a pillow case
i mean hes small but i dont know if hes that small

[thneed]

If it's one of those body-pillow cases, you should be okay.

[callbacks]

i dont have one
maybe john does
ill ask him if i can borrow it

[thneed]

I'm sure he'll have your back with this attempted murder.

[callbacks]

what else are bros for

[roseate]

Even "friend" dates.

[thneed]

It's true.

[roseate]

They're really making a bigger deal of this than it needs to be.

[thneed]

Yeah. It doesn't seem so bad. It's just a date.

[roseate]

There wasn't even anything to mock until this post.

[thneed]

Wait. We're mocking?

[roseate]

Do you have any siblings?

[thneed]

Two.

I was geniunely concerned for poor Karkat's heart here.

[roseate]

With two siblings, you should should be well aware that mocking is a necessary constant.

[roseate]

I think Karkart's heart will be fine.
I have it on good authority.

[thneed]

It only ever went in my direction. It's not necessary.

Alright good. But now the two of them will be dateless.