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)(---EY GUYS!
I'm not really sure )(ow I got )(ere but everyt)(ing looks R-E-EL -EXCITING now t)(at I'm not in t)(e )(uman )(ospital or w)(atever.
I s)(ould be going back, but I guess I can't even if I wanted to and t)(at's okay too.
I'm D-EAD anyways!
But t)(e w)(ole fictional t)(ing sounds pretty glubbing stupid if you ask me. I'm not going to believe a word of t)(at!
So let's be serious for a moment.
I'm Feferi, t)(e abdicated would be -Empress of Alternia.
My lusus told me I would be united races so maybe t)(is is a P-ERF-ECT opportunity! After all, we're all )(ere for a porpoise rig)(t?
Nice to meet -EV-ERYON-E.
We will all be very good fronds okay?

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Doctor?
T)(at's a silly name, but it is nice to meet you.
And it's okay, I'm sure I will get used to it.
It is nice to know I was POPULAR. 38P
I don't really completely understand it yet but t)(at still sounds --EXCITING! I'm prawnsitively )(ooked!
O)(, and I've never )(ad a )(uman teac)(er before. Does t)(is mean I'll be learning about )(uman )(istory? 38O.

[allons_y_alonso]

I've got a unit on Alternia coming up, but other than that, mostly Earth history!

Although I suppose I should tell you; you still don't have a human teacher. Well, you do. But not for history class.

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O)( my cod! R-EALLY? Sign me up rig)(t away!
Does t)(is mean you're a troll t)(en?
T)(at still seems a little suspicious. 38/
You're not )(uman?

[allons_y_alonso]

Not a troll, either. Had to get Karkat to help me put the curriculum together. I'm a Time Lord. More or less the same on the outside as a human, I admit, but different metabolic structure altogether. Two hearts, more radiation tolerance, things like that.

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38O.
T)(at sounds a lot stronger t)(an just normal )(umans.
So Crabcatc)( is )(ere.
Does t)(is mean Sollux mig)(t be )(ere too?
Glub glub glub!
It would just be nice to see )(im.

[allons_y_alonso]

Sollux is here. Actually, there's a large number of trolls here, and a few more who sort of pop in and out the way you've been doing.

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T)(at's good!
I )(ope I see )(im soon.
But t)(is w)(ole pop in and out t)(ing seems a little retarded and overboard.
If t)(ey want us )(ere, and t)(ey s)(ould keep us )(ere!

[allons_y_alonso]

Well.

I can't really disagree with that.