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[ainosenshi]

You know, I've heard worse... from a cat. When I was 12. So eh. Can I get a rundown of what's going on? What this place is, where it is, if any of my friends are here?



Also, that doctor was totally a pervert.

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[perseverant]

If I walked around in a bow tie and a hat and nothing else that I might be arrested, as tempted as it is.

[thneed]

No no! I meant if you're a cat.

You would need a specific profession for that.

[thneed]

Or at a beach.

[perseverant]

A special kind of beach.

ETA This could be a business opportunity.

[thneed]

Right. A special beach.

But let's focus on the cats.

[perseverant]

Ah, yeah, cats need beaches too...

[thneed]

[ and then... ]

I don't think they like water.

[perseverant]

There are other things you can do on a beach. Like wear a top hat.

[thneed]

But it's all sand and to a cat that's--
Well, a giant bathroom.

[perseverant]

We'll need a lot of scoops.

[thneed]

Sand castle buckets could come in handy.

[perseverant]

I'll remember that.

[thneed]

I wouldn't recommend actually doing it though.