text; post-dated to after the event!!

[hypertoxic]

Pff.
That was a load of hoof8east shit if I ever heard one!
It doesn't really matter to me which reality is actually real. What's important is that I was 8usy! I had things to take care of. Important things! Save the universe from the 8ig 8ad sort of things.
Not that any of those humans seemed to care. ::::\
Then again, why should they? As far as they know, it's all fake.
Shows what they know!
So, hey! I'm going to take a wild guess and say there's pro8a8ly no easy way out of here.
I don't really have time to w8ste, but I'm not exactly 8eing given a choice!
Lame. How did they 8ring us here? I'm not 8uying all that crap a8out suddenly 8ecoming real or whatever.
Ugh.

Who or what else is here, anyway? I might as well know what I've 8een stuck with here!

Comments

[Text]

[encore_dueling]

[Okay, at first, he thinks it's Aranea with the whole text quirk and color. But as he reads along he definitely knows it's not his favorite talkative spider ghost girl crush thing.]

Im not one for conspiracy theories myself but i do agree that it is hard to swallow.

[Mostly because he trusts Dirk and Roxy's judgment over whoever these science guys are.]

And youd also be correct in assuming that theres no easy way out.
Actually we havent found a way out period!

Im jake english from the alpha session of sburb!
Excuse me if im overstepping but are you perhaps related to an aranea serket?

[Text]

[hypertoxic]

[ ...... huh. This is not a color or quirk she recognizes. Interesting. ]

If we assume that all that crap a8out what is and is not fictional is indeed just a pack of ridiculous lies, there has to 8e some way!
After all, they got us here.
I guess it will take some investig8ing. Luckily for all of us, I've gotten pretty good at that.

W8, you know Aranea?
No, I'm not rel8ed to her. ::::\
Well, sort of? Actually, I guess I am. Just not in the way that humans understand their own familial relations, though. Since trolls don't really have families.
She is my ancestor. Well, a version of my ancestor, anyway. It's complic8ed.
How do you know who she is?

GOD YOUR POST CAUGHT ME AS I WAS TRYING TO CONVINCE MYSELF TO GO TO SLEEP.

[ihateyouetc]

FOR FUCK'S SAKE
HOW MANY OF YOU ARE GOING TO KEEP COMING AND GOING.
EVERY TIME YOU SHOW UP I WONDER TO MYSELF: "IS SHE GOING TO STICK AROUND AND RUIN EVERYTHING FOR EVERYONE?"
BUT SO FAR, SO GOOD! EACH TIME YOU GUYS END UP GETTING THE HELL OUT OF HERE.
YOU'RE AS BAD AS THE STRIDERS.
HEY, A LITTLE FYI
I USED A TOTALLY SWEET LINE ON THE LAST YOU WHO WAS HERE BUT SHE DIDN'T RESPOND TO ME FOR SOME REASON.

muahaha, and indeed, ha. SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK.

[hypertoxic]

........ Karkat?
I haven't seen you in forever.
An eternity, 8asically!
Anyway, all I'm reading is 8luh 8luh 8luh, glad you're here, Vriska!
Don't worry, I am going to fix everything. :::;)
Or try, at least.
W8, why were you trying to flirt with me, anyway?

HERE WE GO AGAIN

[riseup]

vriska???

wait for it...

[riseup]

 

[riseup]

wait.

[riseup]

what????????

1/2 HAR HAR

[hypertoxic]

John!
W8.
Do I even want to know what the last thing you remem8er is????????
You are pretty much guaranteed to 8e way 8ehind me on the alpha timeline!
This is going to get old fast.

[hypertoxic]

Uh.
W8.
What are you so surprised a8out?

[thneed]

You were going to save the universe?

[hypertoxic]

Yes. In fact, I was in the middle of doing so!
I don't really appreci8 having 8een pulled away at such a crucial time. ::::\

[cueball]

[Oh.
It's you.
How are you doing?
Not too busy being dead I hope?]

[hypertoxic]

What the fuck?
White text guy????????
What are YOU doing here? I thought you were sort of done for. Old news!
And definitely not something I feel like dealing with.
Your text is as irrit8ing to deal with as ever. ::::\
Why don't you just fuck off?

[kantstoppfantstopp]

So what exactly was so threatening that prompted you to save the universe?

As for where we are, I'm rolling with this being some sort of alternate dimension or something. As for how, well. I'll get back to you, maybe. Someone as awesome as me can figure it out!

[hypertoxic]

A huge murderous green asshole known as Lord English.
Hahahahahahahaha! As awesome as you? Please. And just who might you 8e, if I'm supposed to 8e so impressed?

[coinmover]

Vriska Serket, isn't it?

Certainly no easy way. If you're interested in working on a more challenging one, I've been putting a team together.

[hypertoxic]

Huh. I guess you knew me when I was here 8efore?
I wouldn't expect it to 8e easy! Otherwise, why would anyone still 8e here? Unless they were all idiots.
Anyway, sure, I guess? What sort of team are we talking? I won't join just any team. It has to 8e worth my while.

[ihateyouetc]

FUCK YOU.

[squidissension]

about fuckin time
wwhere the fuck havve you been
short a celebratin your recently deceased status
its a shitty look on you by the wway

[hypertoxic]

Oh fuck.
You're here too. D::::
Talk a8out someone I was happy never having to deal with again!
Hi, Eridan.
You're as inane and o8noxious as ever, I see!
For your information, I've 8een 8usy saving all your asses. Or trying, anyway, 8efore some meddlesome ghosts got involved.

[maiditoutalive]

hello vriska
i knew you would be back eventually

[hypertoxic]

Aradia?
Hahahaha, oh man! It's 8een forever. Still spooooooooky?
I am a lot further along on the alpha timeline than I was when I was here 8efore though, apparently.
And I don't remem8er 8eing here 8efore! O8viously.

[callbacks]

wow
ok
can someone give me the digest version of that clusterfuck between karkat and john up there or am i actually going to have to pretend to care and read it

[hypertoxic]

They are 8asically screaming at each other a8out 8eing idiots!
You know, the usual.
Like anyone's surprised!