PSA - Wizards are good at magic and bad at technology.

[alwaysimpure]

[Sirius is looking a bit worse for wear already, but he still manages to talk without slurring, sobbing or crying, so he'll count that as a win.]

If anyone wants a silencing charm, tell me. I've made some potions, too, they only last for a few hours. Today they're on the house.

[He meant to lock this to Remus. Didn't work. Damn technology.]

Moony, I need you. Please.

[He also fails at locking this to Harry.]

How are you doing?

Comments

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[themuse]

You better watch how you phrase things, you know people actually 'ship that, right?

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[themuse]

... I'll be there in ten for whatever "shut the hell up" charms you have available.

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[alwaysimpure]

Sure, just knock when you get here...

People ship what?

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[themuse]

It's short for "relationship." "Shippers" are fans who becoming emotionally invested in the relationship status of two characters in a TV show, or movie or book, like in your case. "'Shipping" them means they want them to get together. More specifically, you and Lupin. And I can't believe I just can't stop talking.

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[alwaysimpure]

[Just staring at her with an open mouth.]

...but they don't even know us!

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[themuse]

Yeah, but they read the books and sometimes people come to their own conclusions.

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[alwaysimpure]

Why would they come to that conclusion? What happens in those books?

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[themuse]

Lots of things. You and he don't get together - but that doesn't have to happen on the page for people to want it to happen.

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[alwaysimpure]

I'm rather sure he could do a lot better than me after ten years of Azkaban.

Not that I could ever. [...Silencio. Hell yeah for being a wizard.]

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[themuse]

The least you could do is use that on me so I don't have to keep going on about this. You know how embarrassing it is that I even know all of this?

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[alwaysimpure]

It's not my fault people apparently fantasize about who I date.

I would use it on you, but I can't do that through video.

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[themuse]

I'm on way over, I really can't do this anymore.

[She ends the feed as quickly as possible.]

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[alwaysimpure]

See you there.

[Flooded with relief.]