Why did I think this was a good idea

[theusualsuspect]

I hate- This place- Fuck.

Fine. I'll just get this all out of the way in one go.

This place sucks ass, but it sucks slightly less than the Apocalypse. I really wish I could forget all the shit inside my head and just give in, but I can't and I won't.

The bars here are dull as fuck, sorry Conrad but that place is like a kiddie bar or something. Tony, your taste in music is awesome but your butler freaks me out, please stop having him call me. Loki, you're a good kid. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. But your kitchen ideas are going to kill one or both of us.

Sammy, you should just go get a dog already and not talk to me for the rest of however long this lasts. It wasn't your fault.

This place better give me back my damn car before I shoot somebody. I deserve that much for putting up with this shit.

Comments

[nicevampireguy]

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[reanimated]

Yeah but here's the thing, he's not. I mean it's not perfect, yeah? It's not a fucking club or a dirty dive or whatever else people are expecting it to be, it just is what it is. And why're people so picky about bars anyway? A PUB IS A PUB IS A PUB! Christ, we've got enough booze to knock out a pack of rhinos on any given night, what more could they want? Anyway it's not like you're hard up for business so don't let one shithead's opinion wreck your week, you pathetic sack of shit.