The need also functions as a dodgeball, a butterfly net, a people net, a basketball net, a bodybag (not intended for recommended use), a sleeping bag, a reusable diaper, an exercise belt, a conveyor belt, a runny nose wiper, a slingshot, a hair dryer, a decorative bow, a tightrope, a jump rope, a mousepad, a mouse trap, a colorful cat sweater, an scuba suit, a carpet, drapes, a pillow, sheets, a bicycle seat, a swimsuit, a monkey suit, a tea cozy, a wi-fi hot spot, earmuffs, oven mitts, a draw-string bridge, a bird house, fancy blouse, a car seat, a movie projector, a pair of socks, underpants, it puts out campfires, it wards of vampires, a pool floatie, balloon, it's bullet-proof.... AND MOOORE~