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[theytookmyipod]

[Darcy wakes up to the sound of chaos in her apartment. She is staying in her room or, at the very least, going out the window if she has any desire to leave.]

Anyone wanna come over and see what the hell is destroying my living room? Because I am pretty sure there is something out there and it sounds kind of pissed.

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[dontmindmepleasecontinue]

[He sounds hurried and slightly out of breath, if still somehow cheerful.] We've been receiving reports that animals all over the island, wild and domestic, are acting more irrationally and aggressively than usual. Do you or your roommate have any pets?

I can head over or contact the department if you'd like me or another officer to check it out. What's your apartment number?

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[tookthename]

I'll be there in 2 seconds.

[She's not lying. Two seconds later she's at Darcy's window.]

[theytookmyipod]

yeah, we do. A dinosaur.

I can get out my window, it's no problem. I'm not entirely sure what we're going to do when Indy makes it out of the apartment but I'm fine for now.

[theytookmyipod]

[Darcy laughs at the sight of Carol, shaking her head and climbing out.]

I think Indy's gone nuts in our living room.

[tookthename]

Who's Indy and do you need to get somewhere safe?

[theytookmyipod]

I'm good, it's okay. [She holds up her hands.] Indy is a velociraptor that Aradia picked up before I moved in. I didn't question it, I just kind of went with the flow.

[tookthename]

...Velociraptor?

[She glides in through the window and lands softly]

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[maiditoutalive]

...oh no.

[dontmindmepleasecontinue]

[There's simply a pause, and Darcy might hear a small resigned sigh.]

A dinosaur. I see. What type of dinosaur, if you don't mind?

If Indy is likely to get out, we'll probably have to try to catch him before he hurts anyone.

[theytookmyipod]

No kidding. Who gave Indy crack this morning?

[theytookmyipod]

Yep.

[She walks to the door, pressing her ear against it, even though it was more for show. The noise outside was obvious.] And he's still going. Wonder how long he'll take before he breaks down a door.

[theytookmyipod]

[She hears the sigh, laughing a little.[ Sorry, he wasn't my idea. My roommate hat him before I arrived. Anyway, he's a Velociraptor

I'll text you the info though, but he might already be out. It's...starting to get quieter out there and I'm not sure if that's because he's gotten tired or he's managed to get out.

[tookthename]

[Carol had little doubt that Aradia was fine, trolls are tough, so she doesn't worry about her.

Her squishy human friend, however, is another matter.]

Hopefully it isn't this one. I take it Aradia might be a little mad if I go out there and punch it.

[theytookmyipod]

Yeah, that would be nice. I'm not in the mood to find out what happens when that goes down.

[Then she grins, walking over to Carol and prodding her] Although, I gotta say seeing you punch him in the face would be kind of awesome.

[tookthename]

Why don't we get you out of here just to be safe.

[She smirks] I've been told it's pretty cool to watch me punch things.

[theytookmyipod]

You know, I think that's the best idea i've heard all day. [She gives a wary look towards the door] I'm not really big on being a chew toy.

[She laughs[ I'd believe it. I'd put money on you over just about anything.

[tookthename]

Alright, come on then.

[Carol picks up Darcy with ease and heads for the window.]

We haven't really talked much recently anyways. Wanna see the new Avenger's base?

[maiditoutalive]

I don't even know where he would get crack, but I know he didn't get into anything with sugar in it.

Darcy I am really, really sorry.

[theytookmyipod]

It's cool. Just....make sure he doesn't eat anyone or anything, okay? 'Cause that would be unfortunate, to say the least.

[theytookmyipod]

Ooooh, new base you say? Lead the way! [She grins, looking pleased to be getting the hell out of range of the y'know, dinosaur.]

I don't have anything interesting to report on my end, so I hope you've been living it up.

[tookthename]

[Carol takes off through the window, making sure to stay at a speed Darcy would find comfortable.]

Yeah, about living it up. You know the older Strider? Works at the high school, most people call him Bro?

[theytookmyipod]

I've heard of him.

...Why? Carol? Did you punch him? Or sleep with him?

[tookthename]

Both. But not close to each other. I mean, we've been sparing partners for a while now...

So you remember when everyone swapped ages?

[theytookmyipod]

...Niiiiiiiice.

Yeah, I remained in tact through that one. Wound up hiding in the apartment from all the weirdness.

[tookthename]

We kinda hooked up while we were both horny teenagers. When I asked him about it he suggested a repeat performance.

[She smirked]

Couldn't exactly say no.