[texts to Natasha]

[bowsbeforehoes]

hahahahahahahahahahaha



hahahahahaha
oh man
i thought i had seen everything
but you with a tail?
priceless
man, i wish i had took a picture

Comments

[redhourglass]

[ you know, she ignored the first text. but the next ones were just overkill. ]

you don't want to do that barton
i still have that picture from the last SHIELD party
you know

the one with you and the pole

[bowsbeforehoes]

you know i had those forceably destroyed.
i knew you would have kept one of those for blackmail

[redhourglass]

you thought you destroyed them all
actually, i kept one for personal amusement

but blackmail works too

[bowsbeforehoes]

next time i'm confiscating all cameras before a party

[redhourglass]

good luck