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[bowsbeforehoes]

I'm starting to think this place is out to get us. First there's kidnappings, then a monster invasion?

I'm starting to feel like I've taken the red pill and this Wonderland is pretty messed up.

So, who's up for an alien invasion next? That's next on the list of things to put us through, right?

Comments

[callbacks]

youre a little late to the party man
how do you expect to outrun them
when the aliens are already here

[bowsbeforehoes]

I've always been a bit fashionably late to things.

Depends on the aliens, I guess. Some aliens are cool.

[callbacks]

as the worlds surviving expert on being totally sweet
i can give you my patent guarantee
that there is nothing cool about these aliens unless you think totally losing your shit over teen romances starring alien kelvin bakin is somehow cool

[maiditoutalive]

no!
you beat me to it

[callbacks]

come on aradia
youre a time player this is embarrassing
or it would be if you didnt just lose the gold ribbon to an undeniably awesome time fuckin ninja
theres no shame in eating coolkid dust it tastes like sparkles and apple cider

[maiditoutalive]

oh i am sorry i did not realize it was a race to tell the best inside joke
you should have said something if you wanted to compete

[callbacks]

its always a race
but the craft of the perfect self reference is a subtle one
not everybody can just go around spewing quotes like a philosophy major thats just tacky
theres you know
timing to consider

[maiditoutalive]

itd be much easier if you were made of it
dont you think?

[callbacks]

there you go
i told you dogg
youre making it happen

[maiditoutalive]

im doing it
thats how that goes right

[callbacks]

basically yeah
ill get you up to speed on that dont worry
itll be a cultural exchange
the best art both planets have got to offer

[maiditoutalive]

ok
what are we defining art as?

[callbacks]

uh
isnt art just art
thats what they teach in school i think
oh yeah lets hang up your macaroni and sequin reconstruction of your mom in the louvre thats the pinnacle of aesthetic taste

[maiditoutalive]

trolls dont make macaroni and sequin reconstructions of our moms
i think mine would have eaten the macaroni
but what i meant more is
sometimes the very highest of troll art is a little strange?

[callbacks]

id never have expected that from a culture that created terezi pyrope
but what do you mean exactly

[maiditoutalive]

i am not sure how to explain this
there is a lot of non-troll nudity

[callbacks]

what like
humans

[maiditoutalive]

that would be weird since your universe didnt exist until we created it
more like beasts

[callbacks]

oh you mean like furries
no we have that too
seriously weve got like a whole sector of the internet for it

[maiditoutalive]

but do you consider it high art

[callbacks]

well i do

[callbacks]

but yeah look
greekfurries.jpg

[maiditoutalive]

oh wow we really did have quite an impact on your culture after all

WARNING: GRAPHIC BESTIALITY

[callbacks]

yep
elephantorhorse??.jpg
douchesmirkpls.jpg
rose.jpg

[maiditoutalive]

yep that definitely looks similar
does rose know you are naming pictures of sea monster intercourse after her?

[callbacks]

probably
i mean she knows everything basically

[maiditoutalive]

everything or everything you do
there is a significant difference there

[callbacks]

hell if i know
im gonna go with every everything just to be safe

[maiditoutalive]

it makes for better exaggeration and drama on your part anyway