CAN SOMEONE PLEASE COHERENTLY EXPLAIN WHAT THE HOLY HELL IS GOING ON HERE
THIS IS KIND OF REALLY FREAKING ME OUT
I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT BUT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET AN ANSWER OUT OF OH, I DON'T KNOW, FUCKING *ANYONE* SINCE I WOKE UP SINCE APPARENTLY I FELL ASLEEP AT SOME POINT I DON'T REMEMBER??? BUT GOD DAMMIT, I WILL FIND OUT PRECISELY WHAT FUCKS ARE GOING ON
I DON'T CARE HOW MANY BANAL AND SHITTY MEMOS IT TAKES
I WILL GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS!!!
 
 
31 May 2014 @ 08:37 pm
 
OH THATS HOW IT IS
well
u can say goodbye 2 the kids
mister adulterer
since we are just tossin divorces around this thing lemme throw my cute lil hood into the ring
ur outta my house
new husbands?
put urselves in an orderly fuckin line
 
 
Should dogs be allowed at the table? I don't have a problem with feeding them scraps, but...
 
 
30 May 2014 @ 06:03 pm
 
son 2.0
by which i mean hiccup
i know this is a delicate time in your life but we all went through slash are going through the same thing when we were/are your age
we all at some point had to attend high school with the jocks and the achievers and our dads who are inexplicably more or less the same age as us
in fact some of us have had to go with our sons
id say maybe some even are currently going
i just want you to know that your mom and i support you in every way unless that way costs more than forty dollars
and your bros do too if they want me to reprogram the dvr to record something other than icelandic spongebob knockoffs
youre our family and we love you
also
you and nathan are adopted
 
 
29 April 2014 @ 08:05 am
 
what happens when you beat a game of haunted kirby 64
i mean all seventy four crystal shards and everything
like
does anything special happen if you happen to beat it at exactly midnight on the cusp of a new moon
and can i outrun it on crutches
 
 
16 April 2014 @ 04:15 am
I've been released from the hospital.

[He sounds mildly puzzled by this, but unbothered. Then he hesitates, glancing down from the camera.]

I... I'm sorry if I made anyone worry. I wasn't thinking straight.
 
 
15 April 2014 @ 02:56 pm
 
not for braggin or whatevs
but i officially reached the grand total of............
*drum roll plz*
100 dresscode violations!!
w such xtreme hits like the rolled up skirt
the non standard issued shoe
and my personal fave
the exposed SHOULDER ;)
(ooh la la)
i was all for these uniforms @ first but now they are crampin my style
i cant even wear my cute lil pj mask
whats the deal
guys still look great in them tho def not complainin there
okay but lets celebrate my OUTSTANDIN d-code violations bc lbr
ur super impressed
 
 
So I've been here a monthish now and I guess I should find out who's hiring? I don't have a degree or anything but how much does that matter in an alternate universe? ...That's a serious question because I have noooo idea. I don't want to be a super mooch since my roommate is all working-girl which I think means it's time to get my Bettie Page on. Minus the bangs, those so weren't for me.

That said, I am looking for a new hairstyle to go with my paycheck. All suggestions are 100% ready-and-welcome to be taken into consideration.

[ there's a beat as she considers ending it there, but wait no there's more. ]

Does, um. Do any of you adult-types which I guess I'm now included in... that bracket. Do you guys go to school? College-shaped school? Here?

[ she tucks some hair behind her ear and nods. okay. she's done. ] Thanks.
 
 
05 April 2014 @ 07:16 pm
 
I don't know what people do on extended vacations. It's too quiet. I can't focus. Do you feel like you're being punished? At least I was able to rescue most of my wardrobe. I'm cutting up the rest for rags. Not that there's much to cut.


[Voicemail for the Once-ler] )

[Voicemail for Bro] )

[Voicemail for Dave] )

[Voicemail for the Doctor] )
 
 
02 April 2014 @ 07:10 pm
Who: Anyone with cause to be at the hospital
What: Visits with patients or those in the waiting room
Where: New Moore General Hospital
When: 4/2 and the few days after
Warnings: Excessive guilt, angst, depression, mention of self-harm and attempted suicide

Waiting rooms aren't hell. They're purgatory, and for some, that's worse. )


NOTES: Tag individual threads within, or make your own - you don't need to be here for Sheska!
 
 
02 April 2014 @ 01:23 pm
 
So what do I gotta do to make up for being an asshole? If you could keep in mind that I'm not filthy rich anymore I'd uh, I'd appreciate it.
 
 
02 April 2014 @ 09:03 am
no one ever mention sports to me again
cast signing will be open from three to four this afternoon
first come first served
byo marker





what the hell am i going to do with all these letterman jackets
 
 
30 March 2014 @ 11:26 pm
[It seems the personality changes have claimed another victim. And she's obviously agitated.]

Humanity has gotten rather disappointing, as of late. An entire world... And they simply don't see it. They don't see what's really there. We've forgotten the world we were born of.

Of course, they claim that world is a fiction. And this one... It's so empty.

How do they live like this?
 
 
30 March 2014 @ 05:50 pm
 
Got a couple questions.



1. Why?
 
 
30 March 2014 @ 04:10 pm
[It seems whatever is messing with the island this time has not left Carol unaffected. She turns on the video feed and anyone on the other end is given a rather nice view of her new costume before it zooms in on her face.]

It seems like we're having a bit of a misunderstanding as of late, dear citizens of New Moore; so I'm going to make this as clear as I can for everyone: I'm going to go blow some shit up. If you don't want to get blown up, don't get in my way. Any questions?
 
 
29 March 2014 @ 04:17 pm
 
Um. Just a public-service announcement. I've noticed a lack of recycling here with that recent heat wave and everything so if I can just ask you all to switch to reuseable water bottles instead of contributing to the world's pollution by using a ridiculous amount of plastic ones that would be greeeaaat. Thanks.

Also that volcano made like a huge dent in our great tree friends so maybe think about helping replant those instead of fixing your asbestos-filled roof first? Those roofs that really ought to be replaced completely to a newer and environmentally safe alternative can wait because it takes far longer for a tree to grow than to throw money at that. Maybe make the entire thing solar panels! Ohhhh. That would really help reduce our oil use. We should do that.

Let's just make roofs out of solar panels.
 
 
29 March 2014 @ 03:24 pm
im willing to grant that the weather this month hasnt been ideal for participation in the greatest of american pastimes
by which i mean sitting on your asses and watching shit go down
im a gracious guy i can understand not feeling the patriotic spirit under heavy showers of volcano rock and hot ash
so im absolving everyone of their mens lax duties
but the rink is indoors
if i get out on the ice and see no ones shown up to our last hockey game of the season
im disowning all of you
even those rare souls im somehow not related to
if those actually exist
 
 
19 March 2014 @ 02:54 pm
 
People can still show up here if they die, right?
 
 
12 March 2014 @ 11:20 pm
I realize that not everyone has god level powers of light and foresight.
But you are all aware the volcano is preparing to erupt, right?
 
 
08 March 2014 @ 06:34 pm
 
In light of recent events, it seems like a good time to mention Principal Dinkerton saw fit to allow me to continue job shadowing Mr. Coulson in a more official, work-study capacity.
By recent events, I of course mean the fact that I have literally seen into your dreams.
There is nothing left to hide.
You can sign up for peer sessions at Student Services.




Also,
Kate didn't exactly want to be here.
I think it's ok that she's been "released" back into her own life.
So feel free to stop texting me about it.