31 August 2013 @ 06:59 pm
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So, is there like a website or something where I can check who's gonna be teaching what? I'd like to know which classes I'll be skipping.
 
 
20 August 2013 @ 09:30 pm
 
Okay, so this is great and all (I mean at first I thought I'd had some bad pot and this was some kind of trip, but it's been three hours and nothing is melting) but where the hell is everyone?

Dad? Nora? I will seriously even take Mr. Friendly Zombie right now. I don't recognize anyone here.

Also, an important question. Where can I get a gun? I'm feeling all kinds of naked without one.
 
 
 
23 June 2013 @ 02:46 pm
So, is anyone like. Really fucking pissed off for no reason?
 
 
16 June 2013 @ 10:17 pm
 
So, hi, dear reader? Okay, this is really awkward, who does actually maintain a personal blog these days, anyway?

Don't answer that.

Anyway. I''m here now and I'm wondering a few things. Like, how do you know the part where we're supposed to have been fictional is the truth, as opposed to somebody's hoax or something like that? And, sorry, I'm pretty sure everybody who's showed up here has asked some variation of the same thing, but I'm really curious.
Now, to make up for it - a question that may not have been asked yet. If it is true? Which fictional character or characters do you wish would show up here, eventually? I mean, it could be a hero or a villain, or somebody you just wanted to chill out with. Anyone.
Hit me?

Oh, and about the schooling thing. Is there some sort of advanced placement system, or would I get roped in by age alone?

Sorry. Finishing this now and hitting post.

ETA: My name's Dick Grayson.
 
 
mood: curious
 
 
14 June 2013 @ 03:25 pm
 


sooooooooo confrontin the batterbitch didnt go EXXACTLY how id planned it
4 my entire life
and this kinda torpedos my beachbummin plans lol
cept shits back 2 normal now
minus my busted up arm which is makin lots of normal shit hard2do
but!!!
which of u hot 2 trotties wants 2 sign it first??
 
 
31 May 2013 @ 09:37 pm
 
There's been some inquiries of late regarding hospitals and the local doctors and such. I understand that not many of you are exactly trusting of the doctors that run the hospital we're all shuffled through upon entry, so I just want to remind everyone that there is an alternative. We at Baker Street Surgery are confidental and discreet. Please be safe with your summer adventures and know that if you do get injured or sick that we can be trusted. Just note that if you require help outside of clinic hours, that there may be an additional fee.

Thank you,

Dr. John Watson, Baker Street Surgery

text to Lin )
 
 
31 May 2013 @ 02:36 pm
 
I'm so happy the school year is almost over. Anyone who needs to register for summer activities offered by the school, such as summer classes and camp, may do so in my office. Please do so before the last day of school, June 13th.

In other news: a safety advisory.
We're on a tropical island and I'd like to remind that temperatures may reach ridiculous levels of intense heat.

- Be aware of the signs of heatstroke and exhaustion. These include: fatigue, confusion, extreme thirst, cramping, and dizziness or nausea.

- The sun is strongest between 10 A.M. to 2 P.M. Apply sunscreen with an SPF of at least 15, 30
minutes before going outside and reapply every 2 hours as well as after swimming or excessive sweating. This is to keep you from looking like a beet or whatever edible object that's the same color your blood may be. Trust me on this one.

- On a particularly sunny day do not purposely open the curtains on anyone who may be what could be classified as "undead" because the sun may cause burning or increased rotting flesh. Just don't do it.

- Drink lots of water to stay hydrated and limit intense physical activity on really hot and humid days (limiting physical activity does not mean cease physical activity all together all summer.) Focus on replacing lost salt and minerals with water (not salt water. It doesn't work that way) and sports beverages and avoid alcoholic drinks (even though most of you won't at all this is still a safety tip.)

- Monitor those at high risk of suffering in the heat. These include: infants and young children, those 65 years or older (I'm not 65 or older. Don't monitor me.), people who are on the thicker side, those who are aquatic in nature, and those who may already be physically ill.
 
 
23 May 2013 @ 08:21 am
Is this thing even on?

[ clears his throat ] Hello. This is James T. Kirk of the U.S.S Enterprise. Apparently I have been kidnapped against my will to be subjected to an existential crisis. A really badly thought out one.

Kidnapping a Starfleet officer is a Federal offense. So the sooner I get back to my ship, the better it would be for everyone.

Any thoughts on how to do that?
 
 
22 May 2013 @ 05:19 pm
So are there any "fictional" doctors here?

Just for reference, I'm not sick or anything but if anything happened I wouldn't wanna go to one of the natives.
 
 
18 May 2013 @ 10:34 pm
Dr. Aurelius would be happy to know I've finally found the definitive answer to "real, or not real?" thanks to the staff at the hospital. I appreciate the firm touch, and I'm sorry if I broke anything expensive.

Well, anything too expensive.

They went over some other points that seem slightly different from the way of things back home. So, if, say, I might be surprised to see you--It's okay. I get it. Now's the time to say hello, though.

Unless you want me to be more than surprised later.
 
 
 
28 March 2013 @ 05:55 pm
Hey, so with people here being from all over I was wondering if anyone's ever seen these:



And if you have, what do you know about them?

[[OOC: The art is from the falling skies website]]
 
 
12 March 2013 @ 06:38 pm
 
okay so like there are obvi some pros and cons to this whole unfirom thing
on the one bad hand is limits on personal freedoms
bellyshirts and cat decals are appaprently unapprovable
and now we have 1 toe dippin into the pool of despotic evil overlords
dictatin all of our moves down to limits on social congregation and breedin and tv guide subscriptions
buuuuuuuuuuut on the plus side..........
how fucking cute do we look rite??
also i can pretty much roll this skirt all the way to pantyside city with a cheekside view
and its not breaking any school rulez so theres that
also good thing peeps can still wear their shades otherwise i think our dstrid bois wouldve had a fuckin riot
and rosie looks adorable as always :3
also we got all our boys loooking like dapper and shit
im normally not into the schoolboy look
but its like a tie and a jacket and a button down shirt and SLACKS
i mean how soon until we can get accessories in on this shiznat
like a pipe or a hat or stern fatherly disapproval and bed without supper etc etc
u know just throwin out random suggestions
seein what sticks
maybe the dude teachers can wear them too solidarity and whatever
 
 
02 March 2013 @ 10:53 pm
 
The police department is looking for recruits. If you have any interest in joining the force, stop by the station and pick up an application. Especially if you have prior military, intelligence, or governmental experience.

As a note, we will be adopting a different policy toward vigilantes. If any of you are willing to cooperate with us, we want to coordinate. Share information, work as an extended team. If you're interested, contact me directly and as privately as you'd like.



[Private message to Carol Danvers//highest police security]

You were extremely helpful in the chaos. Thank you. Would you be interested in working with the department in the future?
 
 
28 February 2013 @ 12:44 pm
[The Doctor is sitting on the chair next to the TARDIS control console, bouncing a rubber ball against the floor and catching it again and again. He glances sideways at the camera, making a noise between his lips and his teeth.]

It's hard to know what to say, isn't it? After something like that. A lot of people hurt, or scared. A lot of people out of work because the buildings they work in were wrecked. Even school's down to half-days while they repair the damage.

But I can tell you this. Whatever kind of trouble we go through, we can all go on. Every last one of you. You are all -- we are all -- amazing people. Trolls, humans, Time Lords, assorted other species... we're resilient. Got depth nobody can guess at, not even ourselves. I've seen you all do it before, and it has been... incredible. A privilege, really.

And I think, right now, that might be what you all need to hear. We're going to make it. We're going to make it because you are all so strong, so astounding... such brilliant people.

I might not always be happy to be here, but I'm always proud to be one of you.


[The camera shuts off. Then, after a moment, it turns on again, with him crouching in front of it, squinting into the lens.]

And because of that, by the way. When the school does go back to a full day and my classes start again. Because you are such fantastic people... all the homework I assigned for Monday is still going to be due.
 
 
27 February 2013 @ 04:51 pm
[a kid comes into frame, he's wearing cargo pants and looks 100% geared up for war]

So, where do I get my class schedule?

Uh. And if I had a gun with me before showing up, is it still around? I'd like it back.

[he's always facing the camera as he speaks, someone observant might notice he's not nearly as calm as he's trying to look]