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[redwinekindofgirl]

Okay, so this is great and all (I mean at first I thought I'd had some bad pot and this was some kind of trip, but it's been three hours and nothing is melting) but where the hell is everyone?

Dad? Nora? I will seriously even take Mr. Friendly Zombie right now. I don't recognize anyone here.

Also, an important question. Where can I get a gun? I'm feeling all kinds of naked without one.

Comments

[groans]

[ !!!!!!!! ]

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[groans]

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[ FUCK. Shit. Dammit. Too excited. The hands are actually shaking. Why am I trying to type? This is stupid. ]

text ---> audio

[groans]

[ do the video thing. come on. Do it. He knows this one. ]
julkjhg
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hefrgggg [--the loud sound of a phone being dropped and a wheezy gasp followed by: ]

Shit.

[ Fuck. He broke it. What kind of idiot can't use a phone? Way to go, R. ]

audio

[redwinekindofgirl]

[There's absolute, dead silence from the other end of the line, then Julie's voice - tense and annoyed.]

So you do know how to make words? A-plus for your first try.

audio

[groans]

[ This is not going as nicely as he hoped a reunion would go so far. ]

Ju.. lie. [ Hi. ]

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[redwinekindofgirl]

... Oh my God.

[Yeah, there's no mistaking that voice, and her tone changes completely.]

R?

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[groans]

Mm. [ Okay. We've made contact. Now what? This is awful. No, wait it's good? This is a lot safer of an environment. Yeah. This is better. Safe Julie on an island that's cannibal free (besides him and maybe a two vampires but they're all nice people so.) Gosh. Didn't she ditch him?

Well, she did say she'd even take Mr.Friendly zombie so... ]

Where-? [ He'll come find you. Then you got someone recognizable, right? She probably doesn't know where she is. Hospital-ish area? Already going that way. ]

[razorback]

Dude tell me about it, I've been asking for my shotgun since I got here.

[redwinekindofgirl]

Not big on arming the civilians, huh?
That's a stupid move.

[unmasking]

As someone who's had a lot of experience with guns sucking, I think we can skip the mandatory guns thing. We don't really need mandatory guns. Trust me.

[redwinekindofgirl]

I don't know about you, but where I come from, not being armed makes you a walking target.
I've been using guns since before I was ten, it's really fucking weird not to have one.

[unmasking]

Okay, you do realize you're not where you were, right?

[redwinekindofgirl]

No, genius. I'm really that thick.
God, does the word 'habit' mean anything to you?

[razorback]

Technically there's nothing to arm us against.

[redwinekindofgirl]

There's always something.

[unmasking]

No!

I mean, yes, but there are superheroes and ways to take down people without lethal force!

[razorback]

Dude, it looks like she's from a zombie apocalypse universe. People get used to having a gun, it's like... a security blanket.

[breadtrauma]

Broadcasting weapons requests over a public channel is probably not the best way to make sure you can keep whatever you get. You never know who's watching.

On a slightly more self-serving note, I don't know anything about guns here, but I do know where anyone reading this can get a cake.

[redwinekindofgirl]

Not asking is a sure way to make sure I don't get anything.

Cake? Real cake?

[breadtrauma]

As opposed to what? Imaginary cake? Trap cake?

[redwinekindofgirl]

Any cake. I haven't had cake since...

I don't really remember the last time I had cake. My tenth birthday, I think.

1/3

[breadtrauma]

Well, we've got plenty of make-up birthday cake at the bakery. Or non-birthday cake. Cake for any occasion, really. Meenah and I can go kind of overboard.

[breadtrauma]

Wait, was that a boat reference? Has she gotten me doing the marine puns too?

[breadtrauma]

My boss is kind of cod-tagious, but she makes a mean meringue. I can get you some coupons.

[redwinekindofgirl]

Cod-what?
I don't think I've had meringue before, is it that stuff made with egg whites?