Hello everyone, you're speaking to the new domain keeper at the Regular Divider, New Moore's premiere newspaper. They tried to get me to agree to be a journalist, because apparently there aren't too many people who want the job. I already spoiled this on my roommate's post, but who really reads within all of those comments?

(I don't. This is also why I'm not going to be a journalist!)

I tried to get them to get me out of school, but that isn't going to work out. But let's be real here, how many of the teachers actually have enough training to teach us? Anyone? Bueller? Yeah, I didn't think so.

Dear journal, and all of you who also read these entries;

During one of my many walks through the city as a way to clear my mind and think of how to promote the spirit of revolution, I found myself facing what can only be described as a most adorable cuddly ball of flesh and fur. Taken in by its powerful eyes and fiery spirit, I have decided to bring Marie Antoinette with me: he is now the provisional second-in-command for New Moore's Joui forces, until I am once again reunited with Elizabeth.

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Isn't that just adorable??

Okay. So. I've got a couple of inquiries. Which I will keep very short and to the point because nobody wants to hear me ah- Ramble.

First. I have zero contacts left and this is my only pair of glasses. Knowing my luck there is going to be a cracked lens at some point. Probably. Is there someone slash somewhere, preferably not horribly creepy, that can do something about that?

Second inquiry. I'm kind of broke because camera stuff isn't cheap. And neither will future eye-related things in inquiry number one. Or the screen to this cracked phone preventing this from being in text. How's the job market?

Third. Unrelated to one and two. When does school start?

And last, unrelated to one and three and maybe related to two because there may be replacement clothing items I have to purchase. Say I accidentally put something very red and blue in the laundry with some of my roommate's white shirts? What are my options towards fixing a possible color-issue here? They may have came out kind of. Not white.

Um. Hi. My name is Miles. I don't really know what to think about this whole thing about everybody being fictional, so is it okay if I just ignore it? I think if my life really was fictional I would be a lot better at chemistry and maybe less scared of heights, you know??

Anyway, I have a question! Is it true that people you knew back home can end up here with you? I figure if my best friend was here he would have texted me by now, but Ganke if you ARE here and you haven't texted me because you're busy building some awesome giant Lego creation that's really cool and I want to see it or maybe you're still mad at me but either way you should really text me!! Like now!!

And if Ganke Lee isn't here, then maybe there's a guy named Nick Fury?? I know that there are more than one of them in different universes, but I'd prefer to talk to the black one if possible. No offense if you're the white version!! I just don't know you!!

Okay, I'm totes sadzoes that nice older Vicks is gone but I love my roboboyfriend in every format so it's aaaaall gooood

what's not all good is my TOTES AWFUL LAMEZOID SISTER!!!!! she needs friends, so Lizzie, check this list and get crackin on new friendships:

1. Souji Seta - HAWTTIEEEE
   
2. Princess Bubblegum - she likes science as much as you like grad school
   
3. Simca - maybe she can totes teach you how to be kewl???
   
4. Kara Zor-El - its supergirl nuff said
   
5. Clara Oswald - she seems super brill and shes been on TOOONS of adventures maybe she can teach you a thing or two about priorities
   
6. Sirius Black - do i seriously need to say more
   
7. Katniss Everdeen aka Jlaw - NUFF SAID
   
8. Finnick Odair - he's like Wickham but less douchey
   
9. Terra - tall dark and handsome, hopefully legal?
   
10. Oncey - nuff said
    
11. Remy Lebeau -older, cooler, hotter
    
12. Darcy Lewis - chick keeps shit real
    
13. Alisha Bailey - dunno why I didn't think of this before
    
14. Sarah Manning- she works at a bar, you could learn some stuff, like you know, how to LIGHTEN UP
    
15. Ramona Flowers - I mean cmon totes the kewlest realest girl on da island

OK KISSES HAVE FUNSIES XOXOXOXOXOXOX0!!!!!!!!!!!

Apparently being a superhero means never having to say you're sorry.

So, hey, who do I talk to about roommate assignments? Because I got an eight year old and that can't be right, right? Shouldn't he be with his mom or something? Or at school? Or anywhere that's not with a man that's at least 20 years olden than him?

Wait, that sounded way creepier than I wanted it to.

It's much nicer here without so many people. I thought I'd stop to introduce myself again, since it seems like I'm not...leaving, like the others did. I'll have to get used to this place. Just as I've done before.

My name's Kara. Now that you know it, you don't have to call me Supergirl. Kara's much shorter, it's easier to say, and...well, it's actually my name. I know a lot of you are familiar with my cousin, but we're both...different people. Still. I'd like to help in any way I can. I'm stronger and faster than most people are, and I can reach higher places and don't get hurt as easily. If anyone actually wants my help, you can just yell- I'll hear you. You don't have to worry about that.

Oh- and one last question. Is it possible to live somewhere, to absorb and experience it, and still not lose home in your heart?

Is my roommate seriously Spider-Man or did I eat the wrong kind of mushrooms?





My roommate is seriously Spider-Man, isn't he


EDIT 10:12 PM: False alarm, he's totally not Spider-Man, those were probably the wrong mushrooms.

To Conrad:

Hey, leaving half an hour early. It's mostly dead in here.

[Sarah hits the send button to deliver her text to the boss, quickly stuffing it in the back of her pocket. In doing so, she accidentally hit the audio option, letting the entire network hear her shuffling over to the bar to look over the bottles of alcohol they have left.]

Weren't too busy, even with New Moore's damned sudden summer party. A warning would've been much appreciated. 'Course they're idiots and probably didn't think it through.

[Pause]

Why's the rum gone? [Shit, did it get misplaced? She better find it now.]

There have been a lot of doppelgangers/alternative universes/evil twins appearing in the last week. Apollo's Mane is running a promotion to see who "wore it best" in terms of hair style. Losers receive one free hair cut voucher. Winners will have their photographs displayed in the shop.

( Who Wore It Best- New Moore Twins Hair Edition )

hey all you new bassholes stop freaking out for a sec

So, is anyone else, like, totally weirded out by all this stuff? Not like Bayville didn't have it's own problems, but, like, this is completely off the "sci-fi" scale. Not even the Professor talked about stuff this out there.

Anyway, speaking of "weird stuff"... does the word "X-Men" mean anything to anyone? I'm just, um, curious, that's all.

[Poor Kitty is too distracted by everything around her to realize that she hit the wrong button and the video is still going. Don't mind her -and the phone camera- phasing through a wall to the outside.]

Will the real Gwen Stacy please stand up?

Oh wait, I guess technically I don't count.

Who likes hypotheticals? Okay, actually, let's don't answer that because I bet a whole bunch of you don't like hypotheticals. But let's say you do, for the sake of understanding what page everyone is on. A lot of people might be on the same page, after all, and other-me pulled out a nice hypothetical situation, and I'd like to pull out a reality. You know, just to see who knows what.

So, uh, hi, I'm Peter Parker. That's a starter! See where I'm going with this? No, well, there's a reason why I'm not your witty clever blogger, but I did consider it a few times. Turns out it's really not for me. I never got any hits and everyone was very unimpressed with me. How does one become a famous blogger, anyway? Because Perez Hilton pulls it off and everyone can't stand that guy.

Okay, focus.

So, the not-so-hypothetical situation is that it seems like we've got a lot of people here from similar places with similar stuff, and it might be good to ... figure that out! So I'm going to lob out twenty questions (it might be less, I'm writing this by the seat of my pants). I'm not saying that other people can't play along. It might be fun. If you wanna drop a comment of your own and try to figure out this mystery, that'd be great.

Right—uh, questions!

1. Do you know how miserable it is to stand in the line for Shake Shack, right up until you get a delicious burger into your hands covered in weird not-imitation cheese even if it seems like it, while sipping down the most delicious shake of your life? (If you have any relevant allergies here, you can skip half this question. Or if you're a vegan. I'm gonna be open and conscious here. If you're a vegan, I might wonder about you, because then you may never know the wonder of Shake Shack.)

2. Do you frequently wonder why the east side of New York mostly only has the green line, the most hated line of them all, well known for its frequent jerkery and unpleasant cramming against other bodies?

3. Do you know the Avengers or the Ultimates? Specify which!

4. ... Or the X-Men? Though I think they're kinda defunct these days.

5. What about that masked menace Spider-Man? Though I've heard rumors that his reputation's looking up lately. I wonder what's going on with that.

6. If none of these are familiar, do you have masked superheroes in your world?

7. ... Do any of these masked superheroes include Batman and Superman? (Though we're using mask in a loose sense here.)

8. If none of the above, do you use a lightsaber? I need to get your autograph.

That's all! I guess I fail at twenty questions. But I think I got us started, so uh, let's get the ball rolling.

[ooc: as a brief note, questions 1 and 2 refer to NYC staples for all the NYC characters. Shake Shack is a super popular burger establishment and the green line is an often overly packed line that services a large portion of the city. all times are rush hour on it.]