Who: Shinji (organizer), Kaworu (birthday boy) and EVERYBODY WHO WANTS TO JIN IN
What: Party at the beach! There will be fishing and a bonfire and music and whatever you want.
Where: A beach.
When: Friday 13th, September - late afternoon/evening.

( Read more... )

Um, sorry, everyone! Please hear me out for a moment.

It's Kaworu-kun's birthday on Friday, and I've been thinking he would enjoy a surprise birthday party. I haven't figured out where, yet, but maybe the beach would be fun...

Either way, I think a big party would be better, so please come!

I cannot find my husband.

At a time like this, some further reading is required, since this arena of human relationships is not one I had considered extensively. Wollstonecraft, Kierkegaard, Witte, and Dworkin have all produced relevant texts which those concerned with the present state of their relationships might wish to study. Plato addressed the matter more obliquely. If anyone with extensive philosophical interest in contractual, sacramental, or metaphysical unions who wishes to supply their perspective, I would appreciate it.

In the meantime, I will continue my search.

Mister Holmes. Please be gentle with Shinji. He has previously expressed a variety of uncertainties worth considering on the subject of physical consummation.

What: Some baking at Shinji's place, not necessarily cakes but possibly.
Who: Shinji, obviously, and the very much invited Kaworu.
When: Tuesday July 23rd
Where: Shinji and Sherlock's kitchen.

(  what is a cake? a miserable pile of flour and milk! )

hey all you new bassholes stop freaking out for a sec

[ You see one MEENAH PEIXES performing the ever so rare Troll act of USING VIDEO COMMUNICATION. Of course the video starts with her holding the phone at an odd angle to show herself while making a fish face. OF COURSE. She looks pretty pleased with herself, ignoring the fact she is almost perpetually pleased with herself. ]

Sup, N.M? Got somefin to show you, so you all betta be sitting your basses down tight for this. Got me? Sit down! That's the last warnin' you're gonna get and I'm not in any way liable for any casualties resulting from the upcoming awesome.

[ She flips the video around and a red-and-white themed building comes into view. The building appears to be in perfect, clean condition. The large windows in the front seemed to have a range of baked goods behind them and the the logo right above the door was impossible to miss. ]

Now that I've blown your thinkpans, go ahead and get off the floor, put your pants back on, and get out your cash. B.C. is open for business.

...And on a related note, anymoby want a job at a bakery? Qualifications must include not sucking and listening to me.

( Private to Roxy )

( Private to Vriska )

Who: Shinji, and his rescue party - Kaworu, Souji, Koizumi, Stephanie Brown & Aisling, featuring Homura and Tim Drake.
What: Attempting to rescue Shinji from his own issues. Also, from the dungeon.
When: Sometime before the night of June 22th.
Where: TV world
Why: Because Shinji is less a person and more a mountain of issues with a personality and it would be nice if he could work on some of them!!

Note: I shamelessly stole this format from Vriska's rescue log because it is great. So yeah, below you will find a quick summary of the dungeon, of Shinji's shadow, of the confrontation with it, and of the way team members fight/are affected. NOT A LOT OF DETAIL ABOUT DAMAGES/SOME PPL ARE MISSING but that can/will prob be edited later! Also very long, so... you can skip if you want.

( the dungeon )

( the confrontation )

( the shadow )

( the team )

Our last social experiment of the semester has produced some unanticipated results. When I informed you all at the end of the finals period yesterday that for the remainder of the semester there would be no graded work or mandatory attendance, and that you were free to do as you liked with regards to my class without fear of punishment, perceptive students might have noted that this was a test of your adherence to the implicit social contract we at school abide by.

This means that when I inform you now that I will be asking some of you to stay after school in order to take a remedial refresher in ethics, it is neither a graded assignment or a punishment. It is instead a valuable opportunity to further your education in unexpected ways. It should be regarded in a positive, rather than a negative light, and the fact that truant officers will be enforcing your attendance should not indicate that I am requiring it personally.

Miss Flowers. Mister Holmes. Mister Lea. Mister LeBeau. Mister Lukasiewicz. Miss Martin. Miss Serket. Mister Strider. Mister Strider.

Mister Ikari, you may instead see me during my office hours. Your sterling attendance record deserves a commendation.

Who: LITERALLY EVERYONE. Especially anyone who doesn't actually go to this school.
What: IT'S PROM TIME. COME MAKE HOT MESSES OF YOURSELVES IN FRONT OF YOUR PEERS WHILE LOOKING LIKE 20'S REJECTS!
Where: The, uh. The school?
When TODAY. TONIGHT. CAPS LOCK. Saturday the 18th to clarify and be useful for half a second.
Why: Because Principal Buddy Dinkerton decreed that it should be so. Also, what is life without awkward dancing, and repeated attempts to spike the punch bowl, and Prom King Agent Coulson graciously leading us all? Nothing, that's what.


IT'S A LOG, HEY, IT'S A PROM LOG! Because I'm a stickler for organization AND ALSO I think it would help a bit, Imma give you all some subheadings to post under for all your different-parts-of-prom-night-shenanigans needs. Feel free OF COURSE to post top-level comments outside of the subheadings. Be free, buck the system, etc.

Here's your plot post if you need it, plus your prom court election results.

I WILL EDIT THIS ONCE I AM DONE WITH MY SUBHEADINGS SO GIVE ME A MOMENT, YO. DONE, YO. GO YE FORTH.

...I can't go back to sleep. Is there anybody up?

Ikari Shinji.

Because you are an important person to me, and because you have an attractive figure, I would like to escort you to the upcoming dance.

While, in the absence of familiar faces, I am uncertain what manner of competition I would be facing, I would like to assure you of several reasons why I am a desirable date.

1) Even when events beyond my control forced me into a hostage situation, you were not among those I took captive. This is because of my high regard for you, and also aesthetic appreciation of you.

2) I am financially secure, and would be capable of providing material comforts and entertainments, if there are any that you desire.

3) I have a manly aroma.

4) I only narrowly lost a beauty competition with Alois, who is known to be extremely good-looking as well. (This is something all three of us have in common.)

5) My understanding of humor is progressing.

6) My beats are relatively ill.

Additionally, I am familiar with the concept of 'playing hard to get,' and I can assure you that I will be both ardent and persistent if you wish me to continue demonstrating why we should attend together. I have advisors to appraise me of any nuances of courtship I might overlook, so I can confidently state that I will be 'smooth' as well.

[the audio transmission starts, but for a moment everything is quiet. then suddenly shinji speaks with a rough voice]

I haven't... I didn't come here on purpose...

[another small pause here where no one talks, but nonetheless...]

Stop it, please...

[still, there's no response for a few moments, until shinji speaks out, a lot louder than before but his voice still has a scratchy sound]

I didn't run away!! I didn't!

[but the outburst is quick and the next time he speaks it's mumbled, and he sounds tired]

Just let me sleep, Asuka...

[a bit of rustling, and then the connection ends suddenly]

Dude, I am up to my glubbin' oculars in balls.

[ Ok, no, stop thinking that. As the video shows, she is quite literally overwhelmed by actual literal balls. Many differently colored balls. What is she-- ]

This place is kinda sweet. Yeah, gonna hang here from now on.

[ Guess what spoiled princess did not take too kindly to getting a roommate? She has apparently found housing elsewhere. ]

A'ight, step one of my grand conchquest is complete. Followin' in the footsteps of, uh, me. I guess. Hit me up, yo. This place is ofishally mine.

[ Meenah Peixes has conquered the ball pit.

Yeah, this is going to last long. ]

Is this whole... thing over yet??

Are all the mistletoes gone now? I really don't wanna see another one of those for the rest of my life.

Holmes-san, Watson-san, there are some cupcakes in the kitchen. Please feel free to grab one! Just let me know if you're planning on doing something to them.

So, uh... is too late to say I'm sorry? I don't even know whose car that was.

Or whose boat that was.

... or that tree.




For what it's worth, I really am sorry.

WHO: Anyone and Everyone
WHAT: All the kissin's
WHEN: Dec 16 - 18
WHERE: Wherever you want!
WARNINGS: Affection, freak-outs, possible R ratings


Ok! Here is the post for collecting all your kissing logs! If you want to do individual Network posts and then lead in to kissing that way, that's fine, but if you're looking to do a straight up log, this is the place to do it. That way we don't flood the community with all the log posts.

Instructions:

1. Post your character's name. One reply per character so that they're all neatly organized.
2. When you tag to a character's thread, put your participating character's name in the subject line.
3. ???
3a. Feel free to edit the post tags to include your character name for easier activity reporting
4. PROFIT!