Alright, I've had all I could take of being here, but if we have to stand staying in this place the least we can do is get the lacrosse team going again. Danny, McCall, you guys are already in. Oh, Stilinski, too.

For the rest of you, we'll have tryouts. Ask any questions you have here, we'll try to help.

I have no idea where the other half of my crown went so, uh, if you see it maybe let me know? I kind of wanted to keep it.

Halloween party tonight at my house. Costumes are required. Refreshments served.

Kate, Allison, you should get here early for the pre-party.

Jackson, I'm bringing the baby to you, and no, you're not going to give me some excuse about how you can't take care of it because you need to go do something that involves not taking care of her.

You're not pawning this assignment off on me. Be a good dad to your fake baby.

So let me get this straight...

I've been kidnapped. I'll probably never see my family or friends again. You're trying to scar me emotionally by telling me that I'm not real. And on top of all that, you still expect me to go to school? With other students who will never see their family or friends again and are also being told they're not real?

Yeah, sounds completely healthy. This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

Hey, to the jackass that stole my phone last night:

Fuck you, buddy, and thanks for breaking the screen.

Asshole.

[Officer Beifong sounds rather distracted, and has to talk over her phone making all sorts of "alert!" noises as the police department explodes with calls for backup. Judging by the background noise, she's already on the move through the city.]

Kate Bishop and Allison Argent, I'd appreciate it if you would stop by East 205 and make sure Lydia doesn't injure herself again. She's being stubborn. I'll see to it that as soon as I get a break, some sort of food is sent over.

Well, I'm sure you all heard that less than pleasant announcement from our dear friend the Commodore? Don't worry yourselves too sick over it, he's not taking any of you kids as long as I have anything to say about it.

Not that you're all helpless, I trust that you can hold your own out there if you venture out. That being said, if you want to head onto land check in with The Countess before just to be sure. She'll make sure you're not stickin' out like a sore thumb out there.

And why do all those scruffy navy types have to be such killjoys? I'm not going to believe there's no treasure or curse unless I get solid proof. Right, kids?