So, hey, who do I talk to about roommate assignments? Because I got an eight year old and that can't be right, right? Shouldn't he be with his mom or something? Or at school? Or anywhere that's not with a man that's at least 20 years olden than him?

Wait, that sounded way creepier than I wanted it to.

So, I get this place is all hells of messed up sometimes. I can deal with that... but this?

[On-screen, Bro indicates up to the side of his head with one gloved hand. Poking out of his hair are a pair of orange and white striped cat ears, with tufts of black fur at the tips. The one he's pointing at swivels back independently of the other, out of the way of his finger.]

This is just fuckin' weird.

Hey.

Guess the time has come to be a little more obvious about this. Something strange just showed up. They're colorful monsters that are running all over the place. I haven't seen these ones before, but I know they're familiar. Thing is, familiar is bad. These things can hurt you. I'm not sure of what all they're capable of, but if you see anything, bright, colorful, and monstrous running around ... go in the opposite direction.

And—I was gonna try avoiding this, but here's a proper introduction. My name is Riku. Where I come from, and probably where other people come from, even if they just don't know it yet, some people have the power to wield keyblades. These keyblades are a sign of a strong heart. Recently, I ... well, I got named keyblade master. So while we're all stuck here together, I guess I'm in charge of looking after you all.

That—uh, that isn't to say you guys can't do it, too. I've seen people fight from all different types of places. And my best friend ... he's seen even more. But I can't slack on the job.

Anyway, if you have questions about these things, go ahead. I'm about to go personally check them out myself.

And Lea? It's time to see what you can do.

[Backdated to the event!

No matter who you are, even if AR is never spoken to you before, you might be getting a text message, it reads:

Hey.

UNLESS you happen to be blind right now, in which case your phone just starts talking to you in Siri's soothing robotic voice:

"Hey."]

[ there's a vision of the streets before it gets turned upside down to face Jubilee. She makes a face into it before she turns it right side up and then starts to talk ]

So, like, uh. I think I'm stuck in a horror movie that I can't get out of or someone thought it'd be a good idea to play a trick on the Jubesters. Can anyone give me the skinny on this place or am I just alone and out of my depth here?

Who: LITERALLY EVERYONE. Especially anyone who doesn't actually go to this school.
What: IT'S PROM TIME. COME MAKE HOT MESSES OF YOURSELVES IN FRONT OF YOUR PEERS WHILE LOOKING LIKE 20'S REJECTS!
Where: The, uh. The school?
When TODAY. TONIGHT. CAPS LOCK. Saturday the 18th to clarify and be useful for half a second.
Why: Because Principal Buddy Dinkerton decreed that it should be so. Also, what is life without awkward dancing, and repeated attempts to spike the punch bowl, and Prom King Agent Coulson graciously leading us all? Nothing, that's what.


IT'S A LOG, HEY, IT'S A PROM LOG! Because I'm a stickler for organization AND ALSO I think it would help a bit, Imma give you all some subheadings to post under for all your different-parts-of-prom-night-shenanigans needs. Feel free OF COURSE to post top-level comments outside of the subheadings. Be free, buck the system, etc.

Here's your plot post if you need it, plus your prom court election results.

I WILL EDIT THIS ONCE I AM DONE WITH MY SUBHEADINGS SO GIVE ME A MOMENT, YO. DONE, YO. GO YE FORTH.

You know what day it is? If you don't I'm very very very very disappointed in you because its for the most important people ever.

Ehem! SO! If you're a mom ...or some paradox-alternate-not-really-a-mom-but-technically-genetically-a-mom mom OR a fantastic mother figure like Miss Ukraine then you get a free thneed and also the cupcake pictured below! From me to you for being pretty darn great.

For future reference, if I ever end up ruling over the island again you gotta call me 'President.' My bad guy castles also needed more lava castles like Bowser gets.

You call get 10 coins for your good work as magical subjects!
The coins are chocolate.

Do you like cuddling dogs? Cats? Other adorable animals? Then Paws! would probably be a great place to volunteer!!


...


I—look, my boss told me to say it like that, but basically we have a lot of animals to take care of, and it's getting more difficult to do it by ourselves, so, if you ever have time and want to help out, we'd be super grateful. It's pretty fun. And it looks pretty good on paper?

Please post your rabbit photography here.

Other forms of photographs that are also acceptable: rabbits in sweaters, rabbit close-ups, Selfcas with rabbits, rabbits in a pile, rabbit photographs with various filters placed over them, rabbits in motion.