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[Iiiiit's big Dave. And in the background of his apartment, is that--]
So in the absence of an actual overlording alien seabitch to take down, it looks like my part in the Great Earth Turf War's been declassed to arguing with troll kindergartners about Dita Disgusta and how she definitely isn't the hero of Turbo Transformin' Power Soldiers. For the record, "Yeah huh she is!" is not a valid point of debate no matter how many exclamation points you tack to the end.
["Shut up, it totally matters!"
Oh god, is that little Vriska scratching up his furniture in the background? Dave, why.]
Yeah, no. Anyway, as dialogically fulfilling as I find this kind of intellectual back-and-forth, the little larva's looking for her mom. And I'm looking not to brood the Empress's get. Also she ate all the bacon I made for lunch. So if anyone's seen like a giant spider--
["Like, HUUUUUUUUGE!"
Dave has to tilt his head a little to indicate how hard he may be rolling his eyes behind his sunglasses.]
--Okay, a huge giant spider, drop me a line. Name's Dave Strider. Like the movie guy.
So in the absence of an actual overlording alien seabitch to take down, it looks like my part in the Great Earth Turf War's been declassed to arguing with troll kindergartners about Dita Disgusta and how she definitely isn't the hero of Turbo Transformin' Power Soldiers. For the record, "Yeah huh she is!" is not a valid point of debate no matter how many exclamation points you tack to the end.
["Shut up, it totally matters!"
Oh god, is that little Vriska scratching up his furniture in the background? Dave, why.]
Yeah, no. Anyway, as dialogically fulfilling as I find this kind of intellectual back-and-forth, the little larva's looking for her mom. And I'm looking not to brood the Empress's get. Also she ate all the bacon I made for lunch. So if anyone's seen like a giant spider--
["Like, HUUUUUUUUGE!"
Dave has to tilt his head a little to indicate how hard he may be rolling his eyes behind his sunglasses.]
--Okay, a huge giant spider, drop me a line. Name's Dave Strider. Like the movie guy.
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