i heard someone say we were talking about it!

[riseup]

hey dave and karkat, what is it like to get kissed by a ghost?

also, rose.
just double checking.
how many legs do you have right now?

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[roseate]

Alas, only two.
How many regrets do you have right now?

[riseup]

zero!
that was awesome.

[riseup]

i am pretty sure the rest of our friends have a few though.

[roseate]

Shocking.
And I'm not even vomiting up various sea creatures this time.
All in all I'm willing to declare this a success.

[callbacks]

aaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuugggggggggghhhhhh
no that is like
the one thing that was not ok with this round of pirate bullshit
go to your room and think about what youve done

[riseup]

i didn't do anything, dave.
i was not the one who got his ghosty macking on.

[callbacks]

SHE kissed ME
its not my fault my grills made of premium grade troll catnip
why would you bring this up why cant we just pretend it didnt happen just like we pretty much basically never do

FUCK YOU JOHN 1/2

[hypertoxic]

Agh!!!!!!!!

[hypertoxic]

JOHN!!!!!!!!
Wh8t did I just s8y???????!

[riseup]

you said you weren't talking about it.

[ihateyouetc]

MEH. COULD'VE BEEN WORSE.
I THINK THAT WAS THE LEAST FUCKED UP THING THAT HAPPENED TO OTHER ME THE ENTIRE TIME I WAS OTHER ME.

[riseup]

yeah, i guess it could have been eridan.
again.

[ihateyouetc]

DAMMIT, DON'T SAY THAT.
I'VE GONE A LONG TIME WITHOUT AN INCIDENT EVEN THOUGH WE'RE STILL FRIENDS.
I FEEL LIKE SAYING "AT LEAST IT WASN'T ERIDAN" WOULD BE AN INVITATION FOR HIM TO TRY AGAIN TO "PROVE" SOMETHING.

[hypertoxic]

........
I don't know whether to feel insulted or relieved that this is your reaction.
Also, will you knock it off with the "other me" 8ullshit???????? It was always still you, asshole!

[ihateyouetc]

NO WAY.
THAT ME HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH CURRENT ME.
WE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE THE SAME INTERESTS.
IF HE WAS ME HE TOTALLY WOULD'VE SEEN THE BLACKROM POTENTIAL WITH REGARDS TO HIS EXTREMELY LIMITED AND DEPRESSING RELATIONSHIPS.
AS IT WAS HE COMPLETELY MISSED IT.

[squidissension]

wwhat do you mean
wworse

[hypertoxic]

Haha.

[ihateyouetc]

OH MY BULGING FUCK
ARE YOU SERIOUSLY MAKING THIS AN ISSUE OF "WHO."
I WAS SAYING IT WASN'T THE WORST THING THAT COULD'VE HAPPENED TO ME.
BETWEEN JOHN HAVING BEEN SOME NAVY WITCHY ASSHOLE WHO TOTALLY WOULD HAVE KILLED ME IF HE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNIER THAN KEEPING ME ALIVE AND THE FACT I WAS LITERALLY TAKEN HOSTAGE ON A FUCKING *ILLEGAL CARGO SHIP*
I REALLY DON'T HAVE MUCH NEGATIVE TO SAY ABOUT IT!
I MEAN AT THE TIME I HATED IT BUT LOOKING BACK ON IT IT WASN'T A BIG DEAL COMPARED TO EVERYTHING ELSE.
OF COURSE, YOU'RE STILL GOING TO CARRY ON AND ACT LIKE IT'S AN ISSUE OF "WHO" EVEN THOUGH "WHO" HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT IN THIS PARTICULAR CIRCUMSTANCE SO YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO'D BE WORSE???
AT LEAST IT WASN'T *GAMZEE*.
THERE!!! ARE YOU HAPPY??????

[callbacks]

really because this was definitely the most fucked up thing that happened to other me while i was him

[fuckincakewake]

aw shit
ur guys ship had kissin??
all we had was illegal substances and later some lite murder

[riseup]

vriska was all about the kissing!
what an awesome ghosty captain.
and your ship was really cool.
i flew by a couple times, there was always something going on.
usually something nefarious.
it was awesome.

[universalconstant]

was it a pretty ghost?

[callbacks]

no

[riseup]

she was not a rotting zombie like her ghost parrot, so objectively yes.

[hypertoxic]

Yes.