i heard someone say we were talking about it!

[riseup]

hey dave and karkat, what is it like to get kissed by a ghost?

also, rose.
just double checking.
how many legs do you have right now?

Comments

[hypertoxic]

I want to stop talking a8out this so much.

[callbacks]

oh my god
is he???
fuck me on a used spit i knew i was out of practice but thats not ok
shit
christ
kill me and make it just

[hypertoxic]

Fuck you for making me consider for even one fucking second whether you or Karkat is 8etter at kissing!!!!!!!!
Also, are you seriously 8ecoming insecure a8out this?
What the hell is wrong with you!

[callbacks]

shut up you started this

[hypertoxic]

No I didn't!!!!!!!!
It's still your fault!
And really, if anyone is to 8lame for this specific de8acle, it's John!

[hypertoxic]

Oh my god. W8. You actually are.
You feel insecure over the thought that Karkat is a 8etter kisser than you!
Holy shit, Dave!

[hypertoxic]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[hypertoxic]

That said:
No, I am not going to give you any sort of definitive verdict. You are just going to have to suffer forever. Loser.

[callbacks]

i am not!
i dont care
stop spreading such lies and slander about my person im as secure as they fucking get
secure as a sixteen character passcode with a capital letter and a special symbol in it
secure as your moms drawers in a fort knox lockdown

[callbacks]

im ok with blaming john though
that usually sounds like a good plan

[hypertoxic]

Yes, Dave. Your repeated and overly ela8orate denials are really selling me on the idea that you totally do not care.
How stupid was I to 8elieve for a second that you really care a lot a8out Karkat 8eating you at something like kissing!
I'm sure glad you set me str8.

[hypertoxic]

Anyway, that is something we can agree on.
Fuck that guy.

[riseup]

it is what i do best.

[hypertoxic]

Hey, who invited you to this conversation? 8uzz off!

[riseup]

it's my post, soooooooo...