01 June 2014 @ 08:10 pm
 
kar you seem vvery upset
but dont forget im your lusus
so if you need to talk about some things im here for you
 
 
31 May 2014 @ 11:59 pm
I am not staying indoors tonight. It's too nice outside. I'm not eating your dinner, either! Who doesn't have anything sweet with supper? Neither of you can cook.

Lydia, you can sleep on my bed if you want to. I'm going camping!
 
 
31 May 2014 @ 08:14 pm
 
I haven't had a little sister since Molly.

I don't really need new parents, though, the ones I was made with gave me enough baggage already.
 
 
30 May 2014 @ 03:53 pm
 
I am pretty sure it's been WELL established by now I'm not a freaking dog! Somebody undo this!
 
 
soooooooo...

i have always wondered.
and i bet aisling has too.
and we are old enough by now to know.

mom, how did you and dad meet?
 
 
04 May 2014 @ 09:03 pm
 
come one, come all!
after four months and thirteen days of construction, my gym is open once again.
i bet you're asking yourself, "why did john shut down his awesome flying gym for so long?"

because it isn't a flying gym anymore.

(gasp!!!)

that's right guys, the times change and we have to change with them.
maybe you have heard of sky battles?
or maybe you're lame and you haven't.
either way, they are battles that take place in the sky. duh.
that means if you're going to challenge me for the windy badge, you better have some pokemon who can fly or levitate handy!
also i have sky trainer suits ready for all my challengers, because they are badass and not dorky looking, don't listen to any blonde girls going through their weird sexy team rocket phase.

so who's up first?
 
 
 
02 May 2014 @ 11:18 am
 

ok has anyone seen this girl
i kno she looks cute but DONT B FOOLED
shes a stone cold rival who will wipe the floor w u in pokebattles
we were gonna meet up at the elite four and prove who was the better pokemon trainer
u know
as kids are apt 2 do ofc
when i get there
where the fuck is she rite
the aboved supposed "cutie" totally STOOD ME UP for our epic rival battle
that has been 15+ yrs in the makin
to go b a member of team rocket wtf???
so now i have to take down some dumb evil organization
just so i can kick her butt myself
anyway has anybody seen her?
i have some cute booty 2 kick
 
 
01 May 2014 @ 11:16 am
 
not that any a you wwere wwonderin
but no they havvent evvolvved into gyradoses yet
but that wwont stop me from battlin you so line the fuck up
honestly im pretty unimpressed howw much trainers nowwadays lack a basic patience or understandin behind the complicated process a evvolution
plus evveryone knowws the hemospectrum givves an unfair advvantage to mouth a you anywway
but nobody evven mentions it
 
 
02 April 2014 @ 09:03 am
no one ever mention sports to me again
cast signing will be open from three to four this afternoon
first come first served
byo marker





what the hell am i going to do with all these letterman jackets
 
 
31 March 2014 @ 10:59 am
 
im starting to get concerned wwe are all gettin wway too negativve on here
im not tryin to censor this space cause i think the netwwork can make a great soundin board
but im wworried about the long term effects its gonna havve
takin out these feelins online
so if theres somethin botherin you guys i wwant you to knoww im alwways here just to listen
sorry if its none of my business just wwanted to givve you all a quick note of support
 
 
28 February 2014 @ 08:39 pm
 
WHAT: HELLA DREAMS BRO
WHO: Nathan Young, John Egbert, Jesse Pinkman
WHEN: whenever you find yourself asleep between 2/27 and 3/3!
NOTE: there are two options for each character, see comments in this post. reply to whatever ones you want! (you can do prose or brackets or regular spam, whichever you like, i like it too.) more options can be concocted if you'd like to do something else! I'M EASY
 
 
15 February 2014 @ 06:18 pm
 
eight, isn't how the home win for-
old and dna!!!
i'm seriously doing this again?
no one had enough of his last time.
just a lever to live the king dome as my computer made me some might be glad you're going two years ago level on it once it again.
the city's to bid.
no!
the seas stupid!!!
i enclose enough of a pocket.
ok, so has endorsed it last time.
for instance if i wanted to see some and lead a designer and bean curd hadn't won the game and dean for almost two years now i'm tremendously held at.

only god.
literally nobody could ever figure and loans.
this is even worse than hockey league from the recently.
no happy in the form of them recently.
kathie lee to your her story.
ALL THE MONEY TO HIDE!!!!!!!!

shot.
 
 
30 January 2014 @ 06:13 pm
 
this is sort of an addendum to vic's post about video game trades.
if you are ever stuck in a game, put that guide down!
close that faq!
rose lalonde knows all the answers.
allllllll of them.
just call her at any time of the day or night and for a nominal fee, she will tell you which npc gives what quest or what direction you need to go in next or how to beat that one boss.
it's incredible.
the seer of rpgs.

we are kicking secret of mana's ass btw.
 
 
30 January 2014 @ 12:16 pm
 
If you wanna borrow any games and don't want to risk buying anything glitched out (or potentially a spawn of Satan incarnate in a console game) from Lau, I've got the following games for people to borrow.


HAUNTED
Goldeneye 007
Grand Theft Auto IV
Pokemon Snap
Donkey Kong 64
Mario Party
Mario Party 8
Kirby 64 oh god where did it go
Mario Kart 64
Donkey Kong Country Returns


NOT HAUNTED
Harvest Moon 64
Viva Piñata
Resident Evil 5
Guitar Hero II
Super Smash Brothers
Super Mario 64
Super Amazing Wagon Adventure (the word 'super' might be keeping evil at bay??)


??????
Hello Kitty Seasons
Ribbit King
Wii Sports
 
 
31 December 2013 @ 11:22 pm
 
Ok, I need the general population to listen up.
Will all romantically eligible men raise your hand.
And by raise your hand I mean respond to this post.
It would help if you also listed your age, any interests you may have, and a picture. But please, for fucks sake, resist taking pictures of your dicks.
I'm a tender, innocent minor.
 
 
28 December 2013 @ 11:28 pm
 


in case anybody wants to know why you have not seen me since christmas and will never see me again,
you can blame the most obvious secret santa ever.
thank you principal dinkerton!!!
i will live and die at this keyboard.
 
 
14 December 2013 @ 03:22 pm
 
GUYS I MET A SPIDERMEN :O
pretty cool right?
hes mad cute too
i mean mask and all but still
what a qt and total gentleman too considerin we have like kissin diseases thanks to the mistletoe junk?? lol
um but yeah neways
he was a total gentlespiderman n walked me home last night bc i STILL dont have a license
do u know u have to take a test 1st?
also are u aware yieldin is like crazy important and also i am not so great at it whoopsss
but yes good news is i met a spidermen and hes stupid kyute
good timez
rosie are u still gonna come over 2day?
b advised theres smoochy plants fuckin everywhere and ectorelations r not even safe jsyk



group text msg to homestuck cast )
 
 
06 December 2013 @ 10:06 pm
I just want you to know that car dealers and anyone associated with getting ownership of a car are the worst people.



And this is a pink bentley.