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[riseup]

come one, come all!
after four months and thirteen days of construction, my gym is open once again.
i bet you're asking yourself, "why did john shut down his awesome flying gym for so long?"

because it isn't a flying gym anymore.

(gasp!!!)

that's right guys, the times change and we have to change with them.
maybe you have heard of sky battles?
or maybe you're lame and you haven't.
either way, they are battles that take place in the sky. duh.
that means if you're going to challenge me for the windy badge, you better have some pokemon who can fly or levitate handy!
also i have sky trainer suits ready for all my challengers, because they are badass and not dorky looking, don't listen to any blonde girls going through their weird sexy team rocket phase.

so who's up first?

Comments

[squidissension]

this is dowwnright discrimination

[riseup]

eridan, it is very simple.
if you gained a few levels here and there, you could take me on with not one, not two, but six gyarados.
six!!!
buuuuuuuut you would have to stop sucking first, so.

[squidissension]

this is borderin on harassment
you should havve your badge license revvoked

[riseup]

take it up with professor dinkerton.
i bred him his very own swablu from my prized altaria.
i mean, he mostly uses it as a hat, but still.
so i'm sure he will definitely listen to your complaints.

[squidissension]

fuck this
check your privvilege

[duckface]

Please don't encourage the suits.

[riseup]

*don't listen to any snobby fellow gym leaders either, just because they are models or whatever doesn't mean they understand the basic principles of aerodynamic fashion.

[duckface]

Okay, you know just the Pokemon have to fly, right?

[riseup]

shhhhhhhh, nobody else needs to know that.

[duckface]

If you pull this, I'm gonna get a bunch of kids without flying types cruising past your place to challenge mine with nothing but grass and water type. Do you know why I know that's gonna happen?

[riseup]

because like all pretty girls i know, i am pretty sure you're kind of psychic?

[duckface]

What tipped you off?

[riseup]

wait, i was right???

[duckface]

I run the psychic gym, right? I figured that was a requirement or something in this universe.

[riseup]

it's just that every time someone has a bunch of psychic pokemon and i say something like, "haha rose, you're totally psychic!" i'm apparently wrong.
except for now!
anyway, just mind control them into coming back to fight me.
anyone can catch a freaking pidgey or something.

[duckface]

Wow, you don't know how any of this works, do you.

[duckface]

Also if we can enforce a dress code on challengers this gym thing actually might get halfway interesting.

[riseup]

tell professor dinkerton you want to renovate your gym to have a runway!
then you could probably get away with it.

[duckface]

I'd have to hire someone for their hair and makeup..

[riseup]

isn't that what lesser trainers are for?
i know mine do my dirty work.

[duckface]

Yeah, somebody showed up and complained you made them take the suits in for dry cleaning before they returned them, and I was like, what am I? The union?

[Video]

[dontmindmepleasecontinue]

Only flying and levitating Pokemon, huh? [Koizumi's wearing a small, wry smile, gently amused.] You're limiting me down to Alakazam and Shuppet, I'm afraid.

I don't usually use them in Pokemon battles, but they'll undoubtedly be excited for a challenge.

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[riseup]

aww, shuppet are so cute.
sweet, it will be a battle for the ages!!!

[roseate]

Can you stop calling it a sexy phase?

[riseup]

i am just calling a spade a spade, rose.
a sexy, sexy spade.

[fuckincakewake]

hmmmmmmm
this sounds suspiciously like hidin from said sexy phase
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm