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[notvictorious]

If you wanna borrow any games and don't want to risk buying anything glitched out (or potentially a spawn of Satan incarnate in a console game) from Lau, I've got the following games for people to borrow.


HAUNTED
Goldeneye 007
Grand Theft Auto IV
Pokemon Snap
Donkey Kong 64
Mario Party
Mario Party 8
Kirby 64 oh god where did it go
Mario Kart 64
Donkey Kong Country Returns


NOT HAUNTED
Harvest Moon 64
Viva Piñata
Resident Evil 5
Guitar Hero II
Super Smash Brothers
Super Mario 64
Super Amazing Wagon Adventure (the word 'super' might be keeping evil at bay??)


??????
Hello Kitty Seasons
Ribbit King
Wii Sports

Comments

[subspaceflowers]

What's haunted about Kirby? Aside from the parts where he eats his enemies to gain their powers.

[notvictorious]

I don't want to talk about it

[subspaceflowers]

You never wanna talk about your cool things. Why won't you tell me about your cool things?

[notvictorious]

Ramona, I promise you there is NOTHING cool about Kirby right now.

[subspaceflowers]

Do you need to show me on the doll?

[notvictorious]

His mouth opened like the gates of hell.

[subspaceflowers]

Now you know what it's like for one of those cute critters he eats.

[roseate]

What is wrong with Kirby 64?

[notvictorious]

This copy? Everything.

[roseate]

We'll see.
Could I borrow it?

[notvictorious]

What? For like an exorcism?

[roseate]

To...play?

[notvictorious]

Oh. uh It's pretty messed up, I don't know if you're into that.

[roseate]

Is this some kind of prank where you say, "I am willing to lend out video games," but you actually have no intention of lending out video games?

[notvictorious]

No, it's not a prank. I just didn't figure you guys would wanna be traumatized for life.

[roseate]

I,
Am not sure how to respond to this.

[roseate]

We have put the whole "traumatized by playing a video game that resulted in the death of our parents and the end of life as we knew it" behind us.

[notvictorious]

Are you sure you want Kirby? That one's pretty bad. Mario Party 8 isn't terrible.

[roseate]

I want Kirby.

[notvictorious]

Fine. I'll give it to Karkat to get to you.

[riseup]

if anyone can handle it, it is rose.
she thinks redeads are cuddly.

[notvictorious]

uh okay.

[riseup]

they have, and i quote, "not enough limbs."

[notvictorious]

Didn't ask.

Have I not passed the Kirby 64 test sufficiently

[roseate]

Tingle is a lot creepier.

[riseup]

tingle is adorable and if he ever shows up here, we will be best friends.

[roseate]

If Tingle ever shows up here I'm telling Principal Dinkerton.

[riseup]

you just don't want me to be happy.

[roseate]

I am, as ever, actively working against your happiness.

[riseup]

"the amazing frog?" confirmed for not haunted, but the jury is still out on my shitty mortal kombat bootleg.
also, i will take every haunted video game you don't want.

[notvictorious]

I'm trying to imagine a haunted Mortal Kombat and how much worse it would offend parents than the original.

Also, just cause they're haunted doesn't mean I'm giving them away. You can borrow them. Maybe not Pokemon Snap though, that one might just be a snuff film.

[riseup]

seriously?
a snuff film???
i think we might be talking about different kinds of haunted, vic.

[notvictorious]

Right? Like. If Pokemon are real, what the hell did we just watch?

[riseup]

that's too sad, i don't want it.
hmm... how bad is goldeneye?

[notvictorious]

Not too bad, it's more glitchy than anything. There might be more, but Nathan sucks at FPS so I haven't played it as much as the others.

[riseup]

i'll take it!!!
what could go wrong?

[notvictorious]

Your problem now!

[reanimated]

For the last time, just cos I'm good at a game doesn't mean it's haunted!

[notvictorious]

My programming holds an understanding of physics and trajectories and you keep. winning. It's literally the only explanation.

[reanimated]

Robocop, I think it's about time you accept that I'm god. THAT'S the only explanation.

[notvictorious]

The Lord wouldn't be so bad at Mario Kart.

[reanimated]

The Lord has more important things on his mind than red shells.

[notvictorious]

Yeah, like his Hello Kitty village.

[reanimated]

That's another thing! I take serious fucking issue with that portion of the list cos CLEARLY Seasons isn't just haunted, it's downright bloody cursed. Why else would I be under its spell?!

[notvictorious]

How many errands did you end up running for Kitty?

[reanimated]

SHE NEVER STOPS ASKING