Alright for the love of fuck, this is getting out of hand. STAR STICKERS. BLOODY STAR STICKERS. I'd like to do a head count on those of us who are still normal, as in not suddenly convinced we're all happy loving families with underage parents and dog sisters or whatever the fuck.

SOUND OFF IF YOU HAVEN'T BEEN BRAINWASHED YET
 
 
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE COHERENTLY EXPLAIN WHAT THE HOLY HELL IS GOING ON HERE
THIS IS KIND OF REALLY FREAKING ME OUT
I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT BUT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET AN ANSWER OUT OF OH, I DON'T KNOW, FUCKING *ANYONE* SINCE I WOKE UP SINCE APPARENTLY I FELL ASLEEP AT SOME POINT I DON'T REMEMBER??? BUT GOD DAMMIT, I WILL FIND OUT PRECISELY WHAT FUCKS ARE GOING ON
I DON'T CARE HOW MANY BANAL AND SHITTY MEMOS IT TAKES
I WILL GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS!!!
 
 
31 May 2014 @ 08:14 pm
 
I haven't had a little sister since Molly.

I don't really need new parents, though, the ones I was made with gave me enough baggage already.
 
 
30 May 2014 @ 06:03 pm
 
son 2.0
by which i mean hiccup
i know this is a delicate time in your life but we all went through slash are going through the same thing when we were/are your age
we all at some point had to attend high school with the jocks and the achievers and our dads who are inexplicably more or less the same age as us
in fact some of us have had to go with our sons
id say maybe some even are currently going
i just want you to know that your mom and i support you in every way unless that way costs more than forty dollars
and your bros do too if they want me to reprogram the dvr to record something other than icelandic spongebob knockoffs
youre our family and we love you
also
you and nathan are adopted
 
 
30 May 2014 @ 11:58 am
[ there's a man in a wheelchair looking most disgruntled ]

It's a creative kidnapping, I'll give it that. But quite frankly, it's just irksome. So I'd really appreciate it if someone could get me a ride back to New York.
 
 
09 May 2014 @ 08:52 pm
 
Someone take that child's phone away.
 
 
04 May 2014 @ 09:59 pm
 
A few things while I wait for this lovely nurse to work her magic:

1. Now accepting applications for a new rival, Victor shot through my entire party using only his Unown. IT'S AN UNOWN, COME THE FUCK ON! Anyway he's dead to me, figuratively speaking of course, we're still getting shitfaced tonight Robocop and no you can't talk your way out of it (see item 2 below) but I need a rival I can actually beat once in a while. I've a delicate ego!

2. Apparently Ramona's fucked off somewhere. If you ask me I'd put good money on her joining Team Galactic, which— really love, you couldn't pick one of the teams with the skimpier uniforms? Look just drop the whole subspace disappearing act, no one is actually going to resurrect Palkia or whatever the fuck it is they think they're doing. Christ being a villain is idiotic, why does anyone actually do it? AT ANY RATE just come home, see above bruised ego in need of resuscitation.

3. ATTENTION INGRATE FLATMATE: YOUR VIGOROTH TRASHED THE KITCHEN AGAIN, EITHER KEEP THAT LITTLE SHIT IN HIS POKEBALL OR FUCKING BATTLE ME FOR ONCE SO I CAN KNOCK IT OUT FOR AN HOUR OR TWO

4. Are Max Revives safe to eat?

4B. Are Max Revives safe to crush up and snort?

4C. Will report back later on one of these two questions
 
 
04 May 2014 @ 05:10 pm
 
Okay, I always kinda hoped this would happen here, but I figured I'd get a better set of Pokemon.

Did anybody end up like this too? Like wake up as normal without the whole pokemon backstory but get a set of them anyway? I mean, I'm not complaining just uh taking a poll. K, did you get Pokemon? Nathan??

Also if not knowing what's going on is gonna go down like that time(s?) we were all pirates and Lunar Fever meant we were gonna get like pitched off world or whatever, disregard everything I just said. I don't wanna get thrown in jail for human Pokerus.
 
 
Well, isn't this a pickle? I've spent the past few nights reviewing the network — partially for a bit of light reading, cos I can't seem to find hide nor hair of my Asimov collection, and partially to fill some irreconcilable gaps in my knowledge. For example, how is it possible I never spoke to Iron Man while he was here? Not once? Honestly, talk about missed opportunities, I'm disappointed in myself. I've shared living quarters with an honest to goodness alien for years and never once thought to ask him of the atmospheric makeup of his home planet? WHO AM I? And Victor, it seems we're long overdue for a discussion on the exact nature of nanite technology. Please, regale me.

Also, it seems I've been a bit— well, I'm honestly not one for foul language, but a bit of an arse. I'd like to apologise to anyone I've offended over the years. That kind of behaviour just isn't socially acceptable. I'm not normally like that!

But frankly, quite a lot of what's been said to me on here is hurtful as well, so perhaps we were all feeling out of sorts.

At any rate! I'd be chuffed as chips if we could all come to an understanding and agree to move forward in a more pleasant manner.
 
 
So on a scale of breaking down the barrier to post-Victorious threatening to pitch yourself into the volcano, how depressed would you say you are?
 
 
28 February 2014 @ 08:39 pm
 
WHAT: HELLA DREAMS BRO
WHO: Nathan Young, John Egbert, Jesse Pinkman
WHEN: whenever you find yourself asleep between 2/27 and 3/3!
NOTE: there are two options for each character, see comments in this post. reply to whatever ones you want! (you can do prose or brackets or regular spam, whichever you like, i like it too.) more options can be concocted if you'd like to do something else! I'M EASY
 
 
22 February 2014 @ 03:55 pm
Days one through four without boss: Aces, the pub is mine for the night, free shots for everyone, etc. etc.

Day five without boss: Considering the possibility that he might be dead? Aces, the pub is mine for the night, free shots for everyone, etc. etc.

Day six without boss: Turns out he was released, the pub is mine FOREVER, free shots for ME, etc. etc.

Anyway so he's gone and seeing as he left no last will and testament (cos what would it say anyway? "I leave all my shite poetry about blood to my girlfriend, ohhhhhhhhh wait") I'm going to go ahead and say the Phony is now under my ownership from here until the end of time!

"But Nathan, you don't know how to run a business" — WHO GIVES A SHIT? Open bar at the Phony tonight in loving memory of our dearly departed friend Connor or Constatine or whatever the fuck!
 
 
16 February 2014 @ 10:23 pm
 
A͉͖̞͙͈̣w̟̟͔͉͈̗̫̘̩̤̯̤̪̜͓̟ḙ̭̫s̪̰̘̠̗̜̩̞̤͔ͅo̠͔̬͖̹͍͍̜̪m̯̪̭͔̖͓̘͉͖̘̗͓͚ͅe̲͚̪͚͍.̩̳̫̰̥̱̣͕̯̫͇̩ͅ ͕̖̮̠̞͓͇̩̭t̥̗͓͇̭̟̯̬͕̹͖͕̝̼̱̖ͅh͎̰͎̝͕͔i͔̮͉͉̹̪̳͉̯̮͉̩͙͙̱̫͚s̻̺̫͙̠͔̻̼̖̪̳ ̲̪̻͈̻̫̬̤̟͕a̫̦͓͈̱̫̖͍͓̱͔͙͉̘̥̥̯͙g̫̪̗̲̫̺̯͖̤̘̦̲a͕̘̗͇͍̲̣̞̤̭i̲̬̲͇̙̗̲͎̤̫̤͉͍̳ͅͅṋ̗̦̲̳̜̰̭̬̞̼͚.̟̠̣̙̹ ̮̱̦̺̮̼̳̳̙̘I͉͙̯̜̲͙͓ ̮͔̻̩̼̣̹̫̹̘a̬̺̮̘͓̥͍̼͓̲̲̘̳̭͖̥̩ͅͅl̲͔̭̬r̤̘̩͔e͔͙͉̖͖̺͓̗̪̘̟͉̱͍a̻̳̦͇̣͕̖̪̼͚̝̜d̳̙͈̱̱̭̯̘͓͔y̙̖̖͍͔̫̰̰ͅ ̘̰̠̺̫͈͍̗̯̱͖͍̱̟͉̪̺t͓͉̼͚̗̟̠̯͚o͎͖̱͚͚͎͍̜͉͉͉̹ͅl͇̤̱̲͚̲̫̲͕̞̫͕̲̻̹̙d̮͕̼͎͙̻̭̬͙̠̤̹̦͓̩̱̤̺̩ ̬͈̥̝̭̻̝̣̠̺̪̪̟͎m̜̹̳̯̳̫̭̬y̟̘͈̙̫s̤̳̮̖̤̥̼͖͇̗͖͔̫͇̗̩̫ͅe͇̳̯͕̝̖l͚͉̬̼̪̱̦f̲̼͖̜̘͕͖̩ ͇͕͍̮̰͍̫̗͙̤̝̖l̗̺̼̖̯̯̻͕͔̥͇i̳̳̰̤͍̖̘͎͓̖̙̳̰͎̫͕k͙̘̼e̘̟̺̻͖̟̮͔̠̮͍̙͙̙͕̞ ̟̳̤͔͇̪̠̘̣͉s͍͔̦͍̖͈̻̳i̦̳̲x͓̹̻͚̣̺̩̟̻̖̩̝ ̩̱͙̮̳o̳̼̱̖̘r̳͉͕̹̩̩͖͕̹̹ ̰͍̠̬̬͕̖̳̖̻̯͓̥̱͚̝̻̭s̖̖̬̤͍̘̲e̝͚̻̟̭̪̩̤̥̦̠̩̖̗͓͍̥v̬͕̱̮̻͎̠̳͚̯̦̤̯̼̻͈̻͕e̯̘̼̣̹̲̺̮̱̥͚̞n̼̣̰̠͔̗̥̩̲ ̣͙̤̞̪͔͇̥̲̖̦̰̼͈͍t̮̣̤̺̩̱̜̗̝̱̘̜͇͇i̗͇͙̝̫͖̺͙̩͍͎̥m͚͓͚͍̖̲͔̟e̘̹͈͙̘͚͍̼̹̗̟̠͖ͅs͎͈̮͇͇̙̠̮͓͖̝̠̪͖ ̼̣͎̥̦̞̦̩̪͚͕̙̠̤t̮̞̝̭h͎͔̪̻͉ͅi̲̼͖̖̭̫̪̝ͅs̠̙͔̜͚͚̗ ͎͍̰͕̣͖͉̪͙͈͙͔͎̜̙̙̗ͅi̲̦̯̯̜̟̝s̟̹̯̙̖n̳͈̭̗̳͇̮̰̻̝ṯ̯̞̣̙̮̪̭̲̗͙̫̣̗̝̟ ͚̮̦̲̗̭͕̖̻͕̼̻̪̙͖̪d̼͎̼̼y̼̲̪͚̬̜̱͇͚̺̙̺̱͎̝̠̳i̹̹͓̱͖̙͇̱̯̝̗̬͉n͇̱̙̭̲̤̹̣̜̹g͕̮̤̲͙͙͈͎͕̠̰̼̱̥̫ͅ ̫̫̝̫e̬̟̬̥̬̪͙͉̮̖̣͚̣̭̗̻̪̘ͅx̟͚̘̬̳̙̩c̗̱͕͚̭̜͍̜̖̯̪̳̹̩̳e̖͍̖̭͖̫͎p̹͕̣͓̬͇̮̦̥̺̬̝t̤̱̹̤̝̟̦̪̹̖̤͙͙̟̙̰ͅ
̱̻̪͚̲͎͓̬͉̞ͅi̺̠͓̰̖͈̠̣̞͖̮̪͔͇̤͎̼ͅt̤̣͓̰ͅ ͙̞̞̣̺̱̟͖͍̙͈̲͇͙͔ͅc̮͎͚͙̦͈͔͖̻̜̟o͇͖̱̦m̯̥̘̠̣̞̬̗͚p̰̦̪̹̝͕̘̜̝̤͓̞̥l̮̭ͅͅẹ̯̭̪̣͇̭̬͔̝͎̼̮̞͖t͙̱̥̪͖͇͓͓̳͖͕̯̝̱e̬͕̥̝̟̼̥̥̥̯̖͔̖̬̰̬l͙̭̳̳̯̯̯ͅy̹̺͍͖ ̤̥̗̺̫̜̮̭̲̟̥͙̼̱f̼͔͕̳̺̞̺͙̰̖̺̪͙̺͓̜ͅͅe̟̟͓̲͓̬e͎̣̤̱̥̳̫͇̞̺l̲̝̻̯͉̮̰̥s͕̘͓̭̮̻̯͓̹͍̟̞̫͍̥ͅ ͚̤̖͕̟͈̙̫̳͚͇̦̜̼ͅl͔͕͕̩̪̜̮i̜͈̘͚͈̖̬͚͖̺̥̝k̩̲͖̠̜͓̫͇̼̫ͅe̩̭͓̰̞̗̫̬̘ ͖͈͍̳̱̲̣̖̬͙̲̗͇̞̥͓i̟̳̫͚̫̻̙͓̱̻̤̥͍̙͍̖ͅt̹͍̘͍̻̼̖̳̳̘̼̙̮̦̳͖̼̝ ̖͎̗͔̫̩̼̙̝͎̘͎̳̼̫i͕͙̫̼̥͖̼̥̺͈͇̬͙̼ͅn̮̮̹͓̖̺̞̻̬͕̣ ̩͉͈̯̻̱̩̤̰̫̦a̳̗̜͕̠̜͕̯͖̻̟̗͙̰ͅ ͇̹̠̜̠w̠͈̼̦̩̖̙e̦̭̞̰̫̳̤͎̘̞͖̰͇i̺͎̭͉̯͉͓͉̹̭ͅr̘̭͍̝͉̞̝͓͉̼͕͙̱d̺͎̭̗ͅ,̤̙͙̰̮̝̪̝̺̹̪̰̖̖̭̪ͅ ̤̮͓̮̳̝̩u̬͍̘̩̠̠̣̣̯͇̩̣̟̹͉̤̫̬n͕̙̬͎͙d̗͍̲̗̯̟̱e͇͓̱͙̝͎̠̗̼̱̠͔͉̦̥ͅr͎̹̮̹͔͔̫w͖̜̟͇͉̠͙͓̙͍̰̖̠̳͍̣͖a̟͇̹͉̗̪t͍̙̬̬̰̤̙̱͇͕̯e̟̭̣͉̰͙̫̫̞̦̗̖̠͉͙͍ͅͅr̻̫̻̞ͅ ̳͓̙̣̞̘̣̦̥̞̗̱͍̙͎̼̻̘w̱͇͕̥̩̭͇̙̳̳͉̣̭a̝̹̬̳̩͎͉y̱̬̹̖̤͈͖?̹̭̱̖͕
͇̲̟̲̮̜̫͙̜̭̭͍̯̤I̠̠̲̬̥͔̣̗̫̬͓̘͙̫̬ͅͅ ̰̟̫̟͖̭̯̥̻̯͈̩̥͔̹̟̫d̻̱̠̮̳͕̪̥̦͉̖̭͉o͍̥͈̻͉͙̥͔̗̯̪̟ͅn͎͚̹̞̳̯̟̬̫̟̗ͅt̮͇͇̳̦̠ ͇̲͖̝͎̬̱̮̯e̙̼̮̼͕̩͔ͅx͚̞̝͇̟̠̯̳̦̪͉̦͓̯a̮̤̦͚̲̪͙̫̹̦̺͔̣̰c̫̼͈̖̬̠̥̯̹̟̖̬͇̲t̯̖͙̳̹̠̙̰l̦̘̣̹̼͔̱̹̺̘̹̖̺͎͍̞̪̰y̗̪̘̦̲̼͕͉͎͈͓̹͉̺̲̼̜ ̖̜̘͓̠͇h̼͈͈̦̣͈̗̭̻̬̙ḁ̻͉̹͔̭͚̲̪̫͇͙̬͖̦͉ͅv̪̜̝̲̟̙e̟̬͍̼ ̦̱͉̠̣̬̠͇̥͉͇͓̘̥̯̪̝̙a̟̜̺̘̰͓̻̼̬̰̭͙̝̤̝̙̭ ̻̤̳̠̱̝̱͙̠͚d̤̙̟̪̪̦̝̲͙̳e̹͉̙̮̭͕̮͍̲͚͍͎͉͕̰͇̫̤n̹̙̯̱̜̹̜͕̤̳̞̩̩t͖͎̮̺̰̹i̲͓̮͇̭̜̬̼̫̥̬͙͇̤̻̩ͅͅs̠͕̝͖͖͔̩t͇̱͓̬̹̖̤̙̺̻̬̫͚͓͓͓ ͓͔̬͈͉̟͚̝̝͇̜h͚̳̱̺͙̳͎e͈̟͎͇̪͖̳͖r̫̻͚̫̯̣̠̟̜͍̦̮̲̩̬̯͈e͓̰͚͓̝̼̗ ̻̻̳͉̠̝̠̼̦͚̜̝͇ͅͅb̻͖̺̦̣̠̣͉u͉̬̟̘̟͍͈͕͈͖t̞̟̱̯̮̠ ̻͓͍̥̥̯I̝̯͚̹̫̥̯ ̖̝̪͓͇b̞͕͕̼̼̝͙͍̦̥̖͈̻̲͓̝e̦͚̬̝͉͉̖̰ͅt̹̜̲̼̝͚̻ ̥͉̥͙̹̟͕̠̳̞͕̣ͅͅt͍̼̲̘̥̖͕͇͎̲͈̞h̰̼̱̯̣i̮̹͕͍̣̼̫̙͍̰̯s̮͎̤̫ ̹̖̟̙͙̰̘͇̞i̲̼̻̙͈̮̫̝̘͈̥s͈͕̮͚͖̥͍̳̝̳ ̗͙̫̩ͅl̦̺̱̩̳̯͈̼̪̪̠̟̗i͖̣̦k̲̙̞̯̠̺͓̙͎̙̦̳̬̠ͅe̟͍̰̯̠ ̹̻͎̞̰̤̜̜͔̱̥͇͎͇̲̻͎ͅḥ̳͇̭̣̝̖̠̯o̪̘͖̮̦̻̦̣̠͓̻͓̩̫w̜͈̯̙̰̮̠̳̼͕̝̖̻̭̗̳͈ ̲̖͉̞̯͓̰̦͍̣̫̮̙ͅi̤̣̰͎̮̝͙̳̙̯̫̝̙̫̩̘͙̞̖t̘̼͖ͅ ̘̗͔̘͙̳̤ͅf̮͍̖̟e̺̲͖͔̳̭̝͕̖̺̻͍ḙ̼̻̪̖͓͉͙̪͓̞̘͖̬̗ͅl̫̣͕͍͙̭̫̪͇͉͍͓̺̪̝s̪̬̲̱̥̺̣ ̻̮̻̠͙̪̹̰͉͇̼͓t̻̣̘͚̜̻̖̪͔̻̜̟̭̝̪ͅo̱̫̘̲̤͕̦̳̳̝̠̤ͅ ̲͕͉͓̗̖̻̙h͖̩͖̥͈͍̩͖̦̘a̠̝̱̩͙͈̩͇v̘͓̘̤̬̰̤̭͎̭͈ͅe͇̹̠̼̺̥̬̝͚̲̣͎̗͖̺̘ͅ ͓̬̞͈͍̪̼̘̲̫͙̙̞ͅͅy̯̩͖̝͍͕̟͎̖̞ọ̥̹͕͉͇̱̪̞u͚͔̭̝̘͇̫r͚͓̯̯̻̹͙ ̤̙̱͙̜͖̪̬̦̫̭̣̲̫̠̝e̝̞̼̼̜̳̰̬͍̼̮͉̤͔̫͉̤̹n̥̭̜̱̱̻̦̼͎̲t͓̫̠͉͙̥i̹̞͕̺͙̤̖̦̭͚̼r̰̻̥͚̻̫̬̹̖̺̖̠̪̥͙̳̪̺͕e̙̤͙͍̬͉̲͍̗̬̰̟̦̗ͅ ̹͉̰̙͍̮͎b̮̦̼̣̤̖͔͖̺̮o͕̲͓̪̠̰̙͍͇̹͖̮̟̼̺̥̰d̞̜͖͕͕̫̗͇ͅy̳̪̪̥͇̠͚͇̯̹͓̟̬͚̟̬̠ ̰͍̬̼̯̤̺͚̤̖̺͕
͓̜̳͕̝n̻̦̖͉̪̝̞̩̩̩͔̮̮̖ͅͅo̫̗̭̺͎͚̱̼͇̼̜̱̻v̲̭͔̹̼̖̘͇͈̰a͈̩̼̯͖͇̞̬̪̰c͍͉̪̖̹a̜̰̹̠̻̝̠̫̟̱͇̹̻̤͎̝̱͔ͅị͕͙͚̺̲ͅn͓̮̠̬̪͚͇͓̙͉̠̟̥̤̘̮ͅe͕͉̝̖̗̱̻̦̯̩͕d͕̠͇͕̝̪̙̞̲̩̯͚̪̱̹͚ ͍̺͈̝̦̭p̣̠̞͎̼͙̥̦̻̰ḷ̩͓̤̜̙͉̝͕̘͎̞̖͔̮͖͇ͅu͉̞̤̱͎̘̣̪̥͔s̰̮̳͉ ̜̬̬͍̞̗̙̜̳̲̱͕̺̻̱ͅḁ͖̭̘ ̱̯̯͉̱̗̼͇̥͔̠̫̗̱̰̰̻ͅw̭̫͎̭̳̜͖̖̯͚͔̺̩ị͖̬̫r̝̫̞̮̫͇͙̲̟̰e̲̖͕͔̼̣̳̼̥̩͉̥͇̬͍͕̖ ̞̝̰̳̹̫̲̞͈̞̬̣̞͎̱̜ͅb̯̘̪̣̫̩͍̟̟̬̰̮͚̗͓̺̥̙̖ṵ̯͎̘͚̟͎r͈̣͓͙̫n̮̖̫̞͖̱͇̠̞i̠̫̝̳̯̤̮̲͉̩͕n̠̬̯͍̳̗̠͍̮̝͙͉̼̺͖̪̖̭ͅg̖̙̩̖ ̗̼͉͓̱̬̘̰̤̪͇͙o͙̹̳̭̮͈̻͈̙̥̭͍͕̻u̟̘͚̲̟̪͓̞̜̰͚ͅt̬̱̥̣̞͕̝̜̼̫͚̻̳̩ ͇̱̹̞̗͎̭̘̙̮͙̯i̦̙̫̲̙͓̬n͓͓̯̣̬̗͖̝̮͉͖ ̠͇͓̖̘̻̤͚̜̲̺̼̟̗̳̝̺m̗̹͎y͓͉̜̤̻̲̪͚͍̪ ͎̝̫͔̺̳̯̖̙̱̼̞̪̣̼ͅͅc̠͇̻̱̪͉̱̳̳̗̖̰h̼̼̹̻̦̦̻͇͈̗̱̟͇e̹̺͉̲̲̯̪̙͓̺̯͙̗̞̟̬̻̲̺s̗̜̳̟͙̞t̟̬̮͔̱̲̼̥͕̝̤͙̯̲͙͈̮͓ͅ
̦̦̫͍̭ͅT̪͙̲̪̩̜̦͖̤̰̭̲̖h͇͎̼͔̼̙̯̤̼̭͍̠̲̺̤̺e̙̮͉̘͇̰͉͚͎̼̫̦͚͎̞̯̲r̺͔̳̥e̗̱̹̹͓͎̘̻̰̭͈̥̼̰͍ͅͅș̳͖̗̙̱ ̦̰̹̙̝̣̭̯͖̱̟̱͙̟͎̮̥ͅn͈̘̞̱̝̲͚̼͈̥̗͈o̞͉̦̮͈͎̥̥̬̻̥͙̯̰̳̰̗ ̳̟̫͈̯͇̫̬̦̻͍̩͉̞͉ḙ̬̼̦͍̤͔̮̲͇͔̭̲͇ͅx̹̹͉͚̣̤̜̤̼̺̜̰̹̖p̥͈̖̜̣͍̰͈̥̗̻̠̳o̺͙̗̯̲͕͙̺̯̳̮s̖̯̘̪̘̩e̗̹͉̝̮̻͖͖͇͍̳̰̪̥͇͚̠̜ͅd͙̬̜̗͓̦̫̭̻͓̱̺͍̬͉ͅ ̺̣̬͎̤̯̬̪̳w̙͍͓̪̞̜͔̩̞̝͖̠̯̺i͖̫̝̩̣͙̤̫̦̦͙̮̮͕̞̩͙̝ͅr̝̘̖͇̮͎̻̝͔̭͚̺̱̬͇̬i̲̰̭̤̤̳͙̙̤̘̘͕̝̙͍̼ͅn̹̭͍̬̹̟̯̭̱͈͖͍̯͍̩g̮̲̺̗̤̞͇͚̪̤̼͈͙̟̹ ͕̱̱̲t͕͕̗̭̘͕͇̼̩̭̠ͅͅh̟̩͕̯̘͍̫̖̩͖̼̪̯̲͇͕͕i̗̰̲s̠̺̻̞̲͕̺ͅ ͚̣͙̞̭̥͎i̥̩̯̼͖̟͕s̲͉̭̣͓̤̬̖̖͕ ͙͈̝͍͉͓̳̘̫̙̹̼f̫̙͖̞̻̮͙̗̰̰̝͎i̠̥̜̦̻̖̙̭͇͈͔̥̪̲͖n̟͖̳̝̣̹̜͓͔̜̣̝e͇̬͔̠̤̫̰͎̱.͇̙̟̭̫̭̳͔̠̺͙͕̟͎̻̤̹
͔͔͓̦̩T̻̩͈̣̣̼͖̯̞̦̮͔̦̦̭ͅh̭͖͍̜̝̲̭͇͎̮e͚̣̹̟̰̗̮̳̭͖̦ ̩͈̳̺̬̭̬͚̯r̼̞̹͎u͈̞̹̺̘͉̳̻͍̲̰̦͍̩͙l̘͍̭̞̙̻͖̯͎e̩̰̮̰̞͕̝̖ ̖̱̮̯̰͉̘̼o̺͔͚̠̯̣̣f͉̖̫̱̖̤̱͓͈̭̝̞̩̹̭̠ ̣̤͕̝̬͇͎͎̣e̺̩̗͖͕̲̝̦̦͔͇̻̖͖͙x̫̠̞̰̯̩̼̖͈̫̹̝͈̼̠̻̹̹p̘̩͙̹̮̭̱͇̜o̲̦̙͕̼̲̯̰̠͙̘̮n̟̻̘̱̫̫̼̠̝̞͎̭e͎̥̜̞̩n͔̩̮̲̟͈̗̣̜̻͔̖̺̻͙̩t͖͙̙͚̠͉̻͓͓̭̫̯̤̟i̖̙̯̲̖̳̞̘͇a̻̟͇͇͓̱̫̱͓̤͕̜̼̻̖l̰̮̲͕̮̫͚͓̜̻̖ͅl͔͍͔̰̞̪̣y̙̣̠ͅ ̠͇̳̟i̖̼̻̬̩̜͎̖̳͙͙̼̝͔͈̣͔̫n̘̺̮̰̯͔͚͚̻̩͖͙c̣̬̫̯̠̙̘͕̥r̥̗̻̱͖e̞̦̯͉̹͙ḁ̩̣s̪͖̯̟͇̻̻̗̮̝̭̩ḭ͎̤̬͇͕̮̟͔̖̼̻̰̤͔͙̩n̞͙͕̲̫͓͖g͓̻͉͇̲͉̻̻̞͎̟̙̝̳̟̥͖͚̻ ̭̠̯̱̪a̠̻̦̘̣̟͙͚̳̱͕͙̣̭̞f̯̳̲̳͇̗̩̝̝̼̬͎̲ͅf̣͓͍̹̳̣̠̜͈̩͎̟ḽ͖̭̝̜͈̙̮̺̩̹̯ͅi͈͖͍̲̪̗̯̫͔̘̩̮̤̤̰̝̥̼͉c̖̟̰̤̯̮̯̰̣͖̫̟̹͇̜̦̥t̗̭̤̩̯͉̮̫̰͚̟̦͔̹̩͓͍i̖̳͉͓̱͚͉͙͇̮̱͓̲͇͉̻͖̤ͅo̦̦̫͈̞͕̦̩̘ͅn̳̪̩͔͔̥̮s̮̗̮̥͎̤̦̜̯̣͖̩̮̠ ̦͓̝̬̙̫͕̻̠͙̙̬̼͚d͓̲̳̘̺̘͇̯͕̗̟͙o̦̳͚̜̰͓̞͍͓͓̭͚̟̜̭͇͎e͖̹̮̞͎͇̪̳̰s̯͈̲̖̦̟ͅn̺̺̳̥͍͈̰͈͓̤̘̹̙̠̙'̰̯͓̯̭͔̻̳̘͕͚͔̝̹̯̰̙͖ͅt̳̼̲̮̰̣̙̙̖̱̥ ̟͉͕͙̞̼̞̣̞̳̪͈̦a͎͓͔͔͍̳̲̦̪p̭͖͚̰̙̩͍̥͉̘͚͈̪p͍̯͈͕͉l̥̩̲̮̙̼̭̦̰̰̠͔̙y͔̖͚͎.͈̣͚͎͓͓̣̘̻̲̮̻̗̰͓ ̯̜̦̼̪̼̬̻͕͚͔͔̩̱ͅI̹̱͙͎͚̞͕̣̮̥̖̖̼̞͍̜ͅͅt̤̥̦͍̬͔̫̰̣̘̝͕'̜̬̙̙̲͚̤͍̝̩s̘̳̖̮̜̣̖ ͈͇̪̘̠̦͇̰̰̺͎͇̼ͅͅͅn̩̲̣̣̣o̗͖̳̱̻̩̝̥͓ṱ͈̖̩̹̥̬̜͚͙͔ ͖̫͉͎̬̟͈͍̭l̰͖̹̮̖͉͈͍̠i̞̱̜͙̹̮͈̲͔̮̲͖̝͓̺͓̯͉k͖̗̝̼̦̜̘̳͔͙̫e̼̺̻͚̙̩̫̙͇͎̰͉̬̱͚ ̠̠̟̦̮͚̺̪̲͚̠̟w̝̫͔̣̗̙̺̙̺͙͕͙̯ͅẹ͈̖͇̝̻͕̱̝̖̩ͅ ͙̱͉̬͍̻̘̹̯͈w̦̻̗̬͖ͅͅe̤͓̩̦͔͈̭̳̥̪̮̙̼̝̟̰̻̰r̬̜̠ͅe̝̞̗͓͙͙͓ ̳̟͎̟̣͎̳̹̦̤̠̗M̬͉̯̝̮̺̬O̮̰̹̼̪̬̭̼͚̲̝̱͓̜̳͍R̬̲̝̝͔̥̤̻̹͚͕͔ͅE̤͙͈̥̦͕͇̺͎̥ ̞̱̰̪̥̯͖̠̙̻̗̻̗̩
̩̲̝̤̬̠̯̦͖p̬̙͉̤̰͖̘͓̲̖ͅͅi̲̘͎̰͉͔̹r̼̰̞̯̭̞͍a͉̖͓̰̭̱̝̥̯͍̳t̩̖̙͕̱̯̦̘̦̹̪̱̹̟̲̘͇e̘͙̩̲̯̪̼̹̬̼͎̝̯s͖͍͎̗̩ ̮̗͓͈̤͓̬͓̣̰̯ͅa͉̱͙̺̣̝̠̬̹̪̹͉̮ ̬͙̟͉̻̖̞̟͔͔̟͓̝͙̬y̖͓̻͖̖̯͔e̦͔̤͎͇͉͕̝̼̰̜̖̱̺̗ͅa̪̜̰̘͖̻͎͇̣̫̞̤̫̣r͕̟̻͎̯̦͔͔̫͕͔̟͕̝̼ ͓͕̰͖͖̩̺̮̪͕͕̳̹̜̥̙l͚̯̞̩̪̹̥̦̝̣̜̝̱̦̝̟̳̻͙a̘̺̲̺͚̝t͍̙̮͎̺͈̼̪͕͙̟̠͕̪̲̯̼̣e̲̳͙̞̭̹̘̗͈ṛ̳̖̘̞̥̺͓͔̳͍̱̬̭̥͚̱̗,͙̗̝̗͈̙͇̜͖̭̣̜̘ ͉̗̬ͅr̺̘̝̺͕̠̜͖̖̩͚̖̱͇i̫̖͔̳̮̻͈̰̮͍̭̗̜̜͓͉ͅͅg̝̗̱̗̲̪̮̩̹̝͍̥ẖ͍͔̲̮̜̪͎̖͙͍̩̱̜͚̼̻̻t̗̰̟͉̪?͕̙̼̳̩͈͓͎̟̝ͅ ̼̮̗͚͍̦̼͔̟d̙̼̫̤͉̠̖͇̮̹̠͉i͉̭̹̣̝̮o̥̰͇͉͕̞̦͕̹̰̥̹s̭̗̮͕̮̬ ̱͙̭̫͍͍͈̠̙̻̖̱̳͙̭w̫̰̲̩̖̝͈̥̮͍͉̼̲̣̺ͅe̱͔͓ ͙̘̹̖̩̦̪͍̰͙͙͎̙͇̟̤͉͕k̜̭͔̜̰̹̲̜͚͈̮͔̘͉i̮͕͍̗̰̪͇n͓̠͓͖̯͔̗̞̤̫͔d͈̱͕̫̫͔̻̙̯̠̦̗ͅa͍͎̗͍̝ ͉͉͖̼͚̬̬̳͉͔̤̲̞̝̣̯ͅd̠̳̬͈̙̖ị̼̭̗d͔͈̻̩̮ ͇͔̖̬͉͚̙̝̭͙͍̣̠̦̳͖̟ͅ
͖̠̫̱̫͉̯̩͇̣͙̟̣a̙̜̰̬͔̖m͚̣͍̗̲̥ ̹̜̲͙ͅI̖̮̳͓̩͓͉͕̫̺
 
 
10 February 2014 @ 04:09 pm
So apparently those kid murderers didn't give everyone the details on the whole "what happens if you try and bust up the barrier" thing after they slammed a boat into it or whatever.

Sooo. If you try and use electromagnetic or alien solar power to knock a hole in the barrier because this pinche place stole our friend, here's what happens;

1) You get arrested for "attempting to damage government property." Because it's not illegal to leave, just to TRY to leave.

2) You spend the night in jail.

3) You are assigned mandatory therapy for a tbd length of time.

4) You get some kind of "strike" on your "file" and yeah this part is news to me?? what file? What strikes? What happens when you get three? Is that why people are released? What does literally anything here even mean??

In conclusion, when we start therapy next week I will not say I regret it and probably let them know I am a definite danger to society but maybe I should finish my B.S before I get myself like tossed in a garbage compactor or whatever happens when you get three strikes.
 
 
I'd just like to make a general announcement for those few new faces and a reminder for everyone else in light of recent events that although it's total shit, "released" STILL doesn't mean dead.

That at least hasn't changed over the years!

In addition to that I'd like to propose turning this UPCOMING weekend into a three day weekend, in the name of love and all that. And by love I do of course mean everyone getting shit-wasted and releasing a year's worth of pent up sexual frustrations on whatever poor human/alien/goat they've got their sights set on. Brilliant, wouldn't you say? Thank you, I agree. Motion passed! God I miss being king.

AND FINALLY: Karkat you know you can't hide forever, we've still got much to discuss.
 
 
09 February 2014 @ 06:36 pm
 
Okay though seriously can we please notice that Molly and the Captain disappeared at the same time and that like

that has to mean something right! They've taken her somewhere and





There has to be something we can do
 
 
30 January 2014 @ 12:16 pm
 
If you wanna borrow any games and don't want to risk buying anything glitched out (or potentially a spawn of Satan incarnate in a console game) from Lau, I've got the following games for people to borrow.


HAUNTED
Goldeneye 007
Grand Theft Auto IV
Pokemon Snap
Donkey Kong 64
Mario Party
Mario Party 8
Kirby 64 oh god where did it go
Mario Kart 64
Donkey Kong Country Returns


NOT HAUNTED
Harvest Moon 64
Viva Piñata
Resident Evil 5
Guitar Hero II
Super Smash Brothers
Super Mario 64
Super Amazing Wagon Adventure (the word 'super' might be keeping evil at bay??)


??????
Hello Kitty Seasons
Ribbit King
Wii Sports
 
 
30 January 2014 @ 10:52 am
 
for the LAST time, if you ask me if you can be in the next round of "hot or not," I will purposefully pick the super ugliest pic of you for everyone to laugh at. True story.
 
 
One, this flat's fucking disgusting. Is this what me mum meant when she said I'd end up in a dosshouse if I wasn't careful? Ace stash of booze though, hats off to whoever had the foresight for that!

Two, when she squawked about how she was carting me off to therapy I didn't think it'd be one of those island retreat wellness camps. Usually those're only reserved for the REALLY fucked up kids and then they end up being total crocks of shit anyway. Y'know, one kid crying in the middle while the rest scream at him cos they've been brainwashed or whatever the fuck. When does that start?

Three, oh fuck is that blood on the ceiling










Four, I found a dead rabbit? ALRIGHT SO MAYBE THIS IS A THINLY VEILED TORTURE CAMP
 
 
29 December 2013 @ 02:27 pm
 
apparently the doctors here don't like it when new arrivals accidentally sort of punch them in the face because it took me forever to get out of that stupid hospital. anyway i passed the psych test whatever that means. now i have a roommate and i'm learning to live in the "real world" and even posting on here like a good little fictional so... is that it? what about parole for good behavior? is this even australia? this is really not the type of prison i thought i'd end up in and i don't remember being extradited but i guess they don't really go through the whole justice system thing for secret island reformatories.

also is there like a diamond district around here anywhere? cash for gems, that kind of thing?