LAU, YOU CAN BE GUEST OF HONOUR

[reanimated]

Days one through four without boss: Aces, the pub is mine for the night, free shots for everyone, etc. etc.

Day five without boss: Considering the possibility that he might be dead? Aces, the pub is mine for the night, free shots for everyone, etc. etc.

Day six without boss: Turns out he was released, the pub is mine FOREVER, free shots for ME, etc. etc.

Anyway so he's gone and seeing as he left no last will and testament (cos what would it say anyway? "I leave all my shite poetry about blood to my girlfriend, ohhhhhhhhh wait") I'm going to go ahead and say the Phony is now under my ownership from here until the end of time!

"But Nathan, you don't know how to run a business" — WHO GIVES A SHIT? Open bar at the Phony tonight in loving memory of our dearly departed friend Connor or Constatine or whatever the fuck!

Comments

[notvictorious]

Pour one out for Conrad, right? I'll try and convince Lydia, think she must be pissed a me for getting arrested. Start without me!

[reanimated]

Who's Conrad?

[notvictorious]

Nevermind. I'll text you when I'm on my way over.

[reanimated]

Why would she be angry with you? Thought she liked bad boys.

[notvictorious]

Tell Ramona she's on Nathan babysitting duty till I get there!

[reanimated]

I don't need babysitting, I'm a BUSINESS OWNER now

[icesolation]

I don't think it works like that.

[reanimated]

And why wouldn't it work like that? Look I'm essentially his next of kin as far as fucked up immortal genetics go so I'd say it absolutely works like that.

[icesolation]

I thought you were his employee.

[reanimated]

That too! And excuse the fuck out of me, do I know you?

[highlyinformed]

I've never been a guest of honour before.

[reanimated]

Seriously? You're practically the life of the party!

[highlyinformed]

You flatter me. May I bring my sister?

[panchromatic]

Sorry your friend left :(

[reanimated]

What friend?

[panchromatic]

The shouty one!

[myfries]

Wait, what do you mean? Conrad's the guy who owns the pub.

He's missing?

[reanimated]

Missing on a semi-permanent basis, yeah, that's what released means.

[myfries]

He just... left? Seriously? How could he do that? What the stuff?

[subspaceflowers]

Dude. Nathan. You can't own a bar.

[reanimated]

That's very hurtful, you know! Why not?

[subspaceflowers]

Do you know anything about accounting? Or ordering things? Who's your supplier? How much does it cost?

[cloneororiginal]

Nathan...you're in charge?

[reanimated]

Welllll that's up for debate, what if I turn it into the People's Republic of Pub?

[cloneororiginal]

...Then I need to start lookin' for a new job.