LAU, YOU CAN BE GUEST OF HONOUR

[reanimated]

Days one through four without boss: Aces, the pub is mine for the night, free shots for everyone, etc. etc.

Day five without boss: Considering the possibility that he might be dead? Aces, the pub is mine for the night, free shots for everyone, etc. etc.

Day six without boss: Turns out he was released, the pub is mine FOREVER, free shots for ME, etc. etc.

Anyway so he's gone and seeing as he left no last will and testament (cos what would it say anyway? "I leave all my shite poetry about blood to my girlfriend, ohhhhhhhhh wait") I'm going to go ahead and say the Phony is now under my ownership from here until the end of time!

"But Nathan, you don't know how to run a business" — WHO GIVES A SHIT? Open bar at the Phony tonight in loving memory of our dearly departed friend Connor or Constatine or whatever the fuck!

Comments

[highlyinformed]

You and Conrad were so close, I'm sure you're upset with how things turned out. Still, you should come to the party.

[ricinbeans]

I'm gonna be more upset if you end up buyin his people out, bitch.

[highlyinformed]

Why? Because you can't afford it? It's not cheap is it? Your new family.

[icesolation]

Mr. Lau. I believe that is enough.

[highlyinformed]

He's just sore because he doesn't have the wealth he used to have. I try not to let disgruntled former employees affect me, but it bothers me he'd interfere with an offer to help you.

[icesolation]

His interference, whether necessary or not, does not affect what I decide for myself. Please do the honourable thing and do not bait him.

[ricinbeans]

Yo, you don't gotta... thanks. But it's cool.

[icesolation]

. . . All right.

I AM NOT. TURNING DOWN. THE MONEY. I AM TURNING DOWN *YOU*

[ricinbeans]

You think I'm pissed about the money? You think that's what this is about?

i almost commented w this as ann perkins

[highlyinformed]

I know what this about, I'm just pointig out you no longer have the funds to make a difference.

oh lau, you beautiful sophisticated naive newborn baby.

[ricinbeans]

I don't need money to keep people safe from you.

[highlyinformed]

If there actually is a danger.

[ricinbeans]

Right. Of course. 'Cause I've been wrong about that before.

[highlyinformed]

Jesse, if you taught me anything, it is that man cannot be limited by the narrow spectrum of his past experiences.

[ricinbeans]

Stop.

[highlyinformed]

I hope we'll see you at the party this evening.

[ricinbeans]

Not gonna happen.

[highlyinformed]