LAU, YOU CAN BE GUEST OF HONOUR

[reanimated]

Days one through four without boss: Aces, the pub is mine for the night, free shots for everyone, etc. etc.

Day five without boss: Considering the possibility that he might be dead? Aces, the pub is mine for the night, free shots for everyone, etc. etc.

Day six without boss: Turns out he was released, the pub is mine FOREVER, free shots for ME, etc. etc.

Anyway so he's gone and seeing as he left no last will and testament (cos what would it say anyway? "I leave all my shite poetry about blood to my girlfriend, ohhhhhhhhh wait") I'm going to go ahead and say the Phony is now under my ownership from here until the end of time!

"But Nathan, you don't know how to run a business" — WHO GIVES A SHIT? Open bar at the Phony tonight in loving memory of our dearly departed friend Connor or Constatine or whatever the fuck!

Comments

[highlyinformed]

If there actually is a danger.

[ricinbeans]

Right. Of course. 'Cause I've been wrong about that before.

[highlyinformed]

Jesse, if you taught me anything, it is that man cannot be limited by the narrow spectrum of his past experiences.

[ricinbeans]

Stop.

[highlyinformed]

I hope we'll see you at the party this evening.

[ricinbeans]

Not gonna happen.

[highlyinformed]