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for the LAST time, if you ask me if you can be in the next round of "hot or not," I will purposefully pick the super ugliest pic of you for everyone to laugh at. True story.

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It's been years and I still can't believe you snapped a candid of me in the shower.

I still can't believe you were like, surprised.

... I see your point.

I can't believe I missed it. Is there sharing that's happening?

You do know it's impossible for him to have pictures of anything you haven't seen before, right?

Doesn't mean I don't like to look.

I can send you a publicity still of me in the new costume, if that would help.

You got publicity stills made?

My tailor's hoping for more vigilante business.

Your tailor's a lucky dude.

Okay, a publicity still. BUT. I want you to sign it.

What, seriously?

You're a superhero. Did you forget that part?

I'm not used to the rock star angle.

And that's why you were doing it wrong. Rock stars get lots of perks like that.

I'm not in it for the perks. But you can have an autographed photo if you really want it.

I really do. It'll be my late birthday present.

Now there's a challenge.

YOU DONT COUNT

YOURE A WIZARD

I TRIED!!!

Noble effort.

I've never asked to be on any list, for the record. But at least no one is going to shout at you for it.

your sassy girlfriend tried.

Yeah. She's gone.

Are people that eager to find out they're pretty?

sooooooo eager! People are like totally desperate to hear theyre almost as hot as me

But you're such an unobtainable level of beauty.

omg I KNOW

They must be so desperate to hear they have a little beauty since you make them feel so ugly about themselves.

hey, I put it up for a vote.

Can they vote on you?

ummmm no.

I JUST FIND IT VERY OFFENSIVE I'VE BEEN HERE AS LONG AS YOU AND NEVER, NOT ONCE, HAVE YOU DEIGNED TO INCLUDE ME IN THE ISLAND'S SEXIEST POLL

Also just TRY to find an unflattering picture of me. It's not possible.

oh yeah???

Get ready February.

You won't find one, mate, I'm telling you right now.

Challenge accepted.

Can veterans request people for the list?

what are you thinkinnnn?

Well, I don't know who you've had on your lists before, but have you added the Once-ler or Conrad yet?

mmm hmm!! total nots

Well that's what the list is for, right? People might disagree with you or something. Besides, isn't there like, a love holiday coming up? Could inspire some pretty saucy matches.

Well if you've already had them... What about that one girl who works at the pub with Conrad? She's kinda cute.

good looks, bad attitude

Are you going to shoot down all of my ideas?

is one of your ideas that we should go on a date?

Hm... That depends. What makes you think you're date-worthy material?

Soooo Does that mean we're having a list next month?

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