Fare thee well, Dave of Time. Be well in exploring the message of the literal meaning of "cool."

Is there something about me that drives relationships to end? I mean, I guess a lot of times I end things, not necessariliy the other person, but maybe I'm too forceful or something and it drives people awy. But there is no too forceful! I am a strong woman and I shouldnt be ashamed!! I should be allowed to be who I am! Fuck the haters!!. Wait, can I say that? There are like kids on this network right.

Maybe something went wrong when I came here. I mean. Me and nohvarr were great in that alternate timeline where looki's all evil. We were really happy. And then he comes here and I'm all weird with . I mean i'm in this weird limbo place with someone, not Tim, and then he dates Lydia, not tim, Nohvarr dates lydia, and then he leaves the island, just like how Eli left me and never had the balls to say we were breaking up. I mean. Like. What is it about me here versus there that makes me undatable? obviously I figured it out back home. THis is bullshit. Utter bullshit.

didn't thi hospital people say New Moore is a way to start over? Shed the burdens of home and make a nice, normal start? life was a lot better bakc home. I had my shit together back home. But here I'm some sort of mess. I'm a complete mess.

Things would have been different if Cassie had ever showed up. I don't understand why we get Thor and Starks galore and alternate universe grown up Loki TWICE and I've never gotten my best friend. I"mean, getting a fresh start should knvolve your best friend coming back from the dead, right? Fujck.

do you know who has an ok dating life? 14 year old me in an alternate reality where I go to school in Brooklyn. Brooklyn Katie bishop has a better dating life. I mean. Lok at that miles kid. he's adorable. and sweet. WHy can't I find that here? Why can't I keep someone like that here? not that I"m consdiering dating a 14 year old thatd be WEIDRD. Miles don't read this.

PS Tommy, I'm fine, you know i can hold my drink. DON'T come over here. Lydia, let's pretend this didn't happen. like we always do. Rose, same thing. On both accounts. Seriously no one come over, i really don't need any sloppy makeouts right now and thats probably what would happen. Okay maybe I'm a little drunk since I don't feel weird saying that. But i'm totally fine and I'll be fine like I alwyas am because I'm hawkeye and a Young avenger and leader of the team and leaders are strong right? And they never crack? And i'm SO not having a panic attack about dating right now I'M FINE LET"S NEVER TALK ABOUT THIS AGAIN>

_PPS Im not rereading this. No one is reading this thats what im going to believe. I'm posting it and sleeping and Tommy you can only come over tomorrow morning to hold my hair as i throw up ok? it's like tradition.

Loki.

Did you remember to file the papers to end our marriage?

I have many words to say on this circumstance, but most of all, I am one who wishes to choose my marital partner. No offense to my brother.

I've two questions for you, if you'll humor me.

What's your favorite musical number preformed by a popular Midgardian performer, and how would it relate in a moving film put to music in a variety of carefully placed and well-timed explosions?

There's also a possibility of choreographed dance numbers in the foreground, but I've always thought that it takes something special away from the setting.

--

Who Loki & people stopping him! (also possibly other people)
Where Avengers HQ (sorry again Carol)
When tonight, with explosions.
What explosions!
Warning explosions?

( log )

[video starts to the sight of nick miller from the streets of chicago, and a bottle of beer in his hand. have fun]

So wait, wait, are you telling me that everything, EVERYTHING in my life UP TO NOW has been fake? Everything???

Oh, so someone decided it would be SO MUCH FUN for me to just go through law school and then just DROP OFF, LIKE THAT, and waste HALF MY LIFE? Or that it would be GREAT for me to just make terrible life decisions and STILL HAVE THREE ROOMMATES WHEN I'M THIRTY? AND THEN JUST RANDOMLY DECIDE TO TELL ME 'OH, BY THE WAY, THIS IS JUST SOME WEIRD JOKE ON YOU, YOU'RE NOT REAL'.

THIS ISN'T FREAKING COOL, MAN!! IT'S THE OPPOSITE OF THAT!

[drinks the rest of his beer and reaches for another one. is that advisable? who knows]

You know what, no, it is cool, it's the freaking coolest. That means that my failure of a life is not my fault! It's just some godly dude with some twisted sense of humor making fun of me. THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES, JACKASS!

[drinks some more and... suddenly looks surprised]

Wait, if everybody from EVERYTHING is here, what does that mean for Z for Zombie? Are there zombies here? Wait, IS THERE A ZOMBIE IN THIS HOTEL? Did I also mess with some poor dude's life? AM I A GOD?

[ you know who has two thumbs and is over this? this girl. it hadn't been the first time she'd woken up in a hospital bed with a dim memory of the last twenty-four hours, but natasha had to admit it was a little unique to be told that she was previously fictional and now she'd somehow become real. right. let's talk to the nice people and see how this goes. ]

I was looking forward to a long island vacation, but this wasn't quite what I meant.

[ a long sigh. mostly a put-on, but hey, some of it is actual exasperation. she wanted to be on a beach somewhere far away from space aliens. ]

Is there anyone around here who actually knows what is going on? Who hasn't just arrived, but who's been here and has some solid information?

[ she'll address the whole 'fictional' thing later. when she's not managing her temper underneath the surface of collected calm. ]

U-um... Hello?

I think...

I think I'm lost, and I can't find my way back home.



...Anyone?

Who: Thor and you!
When: Probably around the same time as Loki's intro.
Where: Near the other Thor craters, but you might see Thor before that.
What: Arriving. Causing storms. Making craters.

( when thunder rolls )

Who: Tim & Loki.
When: Backdated to mid-June.
Where: Tim's apartment.
What: After averting explosions, Loki comes to pick up his spellbook.

The book is locked up, but not because Tim has any intention of keeping it. Because he wants to keep it safe until Loki shows up. It is, strangely enough, a respect thing.

The day after their excursion, Tim worked, then spent several hours writing, editing, discarding, and re-writing fail-safe reports to be released in the event of his release or incapacity. Then he let himself start to pass out, at last, after about forty hours on his feet -- fully dressed, on top of the covers, all his alarms and surveillance systems armed and at full capacity.

Loki would be back. It'd be interesting to see how and when and how far he got.

Just before going to bed, he hesitated, freezing in place for nearly a minute to think over the possibilities. Then he sent a text message. Nothing complicated.

Loki. Hope you're okay. Tell me when you're free to talk. In person, preferably.

Okay. Whether he got a reply or not, now he could sleep.

Five minutes later he was out cold.

You wer doong somthin the ather nite. Be for the moon. It was beeg. A spell. Wat was it.

I have a problem.

[text to Jack Harkness.]
Jack, cut off Torchwood access to Jason right away. He's gone off the
[Discarded unsent.]

[Text to Dick Grayson (NW)]
Watch your back. I don't think Jason's doing as well as I thought he was doing yesterday.
[Discarded unsent.]

[Text to Kate Bishop.]
Kate, I need a consult. Something's wrong, but I want to keep it quiet until I know how wrong. Can you
[Discarded unsent.]

[Text to Loki.]
I need your help.
[Sent.]

All right, everybody listen up! Due to the flood of reports concerning a large, tawny, predatory cat running loose in and around town, the police force is initiating a hunt. This is going to be undertaken systematically and professionally, and we're requesting the public's assistance.

First: We need everyone to stay indoors as much as possible. Large predators are very dangerous and can be very unpredictable. Do not approach it, and do not run. If you have to go out, stick together in groups and don't dawdle. Cats have very good night vision, so don't assume that going out at night is the answer.

Second: If you see the creature, call emergency services or our hotline: 1-800-244-2287 or 1-800-BIG-CATS. Be quick, clear, and precise. What did you see, where did you see it, what was it doing, where are you now.



The police department, with the assistance of the New Moore Avengers, will be organizing a city-wide search using a variety of techniques and equipment ranging from canine units to infrared cameras during the evening hours - which makes it even more imperative for pets and people to be kept indoors. We'll be attempting to capture the cat, find out where it came from, and get it to a place where it won't cause problems for the city.

Any questions?