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Aradia Megido ♈ apocalypseArisen ([personal profile] maiditoutalive) wrote in [community profile] thoughtformed2013-07-10 11:55 am

text to Loki

are you ok
tell me whats going on
do i need to come meet you somewhere is there a plan
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[personal profile] badnewsboy 2013-07-10 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[from the logs of behind Thor's cape.]
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[personal profile] badnewsboy 2013-07-10 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
(1) Yes, I'm fine! Still corporeal, still in one piece. No missing limbs, no cursed sorcery, no not-breathing. I'm awaiting the high-speed chase, but I've forgotten my rocket car.
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[personal profile] badnewsboy 2013-07-10 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
(2) Er, that will take a bit more time that I don't have at the moment. It's worth mentioning that the tides have come in, gone out, and come in again. For now our crisis is averted. I gather you've heard the storm, eh? My brother has prime timing. A bit dramatic in his entrance, but he does put on a good show.
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[personal profile] badnewsboy 2013-07-10 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
(3) For now the plan is hide here and conveniently eavesdrop on the conversation between my Other-Dimensional-Evil-Self and my brother. Would you like a still image?
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[personal profile] badnewsboy 2013-07-16 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
Beneath Thor's cape, being quite keen on eavesdropping.

[and he sends her an image a moment later. he's holding Thor's red cape up, but you can still see the edge. among the mist of the rain is Other-Loki, his mouth in a very unattractive "O."]

It seems he's saying something no one cares about.
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[personal profile] badnewsboy 2013-07-16 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
He may find himself incapable. I would rather not give him the satisfaction. He's saying the same things he always does.
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[personal profile] badnewsboy 2013-07-16 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
Aye, but my hopes are constantly shattered, as it may.
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[personal profile] badnewsboy 2013-07-17 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
I hate to ask this of you, but for it may be best to play the down of our relationship.
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[personal profile] badnewsboy 2013-07-27 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
My legs could use the exercise. Something's telling me that somewhere out there someone thinks I'm out of shape.