[ video ]

[thatboyisamonster]

How quaint. You mean to attack my identity? I'll grant it is very unique. I'm surprised you were capable of such creativity. As I said your approach is very . . . quaint. I would consider myself impressed except you failed to follow up your own statement, which means that is your limitation. Among your many, I'm sure.

Now, let's try my approach, shall we? Either one of you explain my presence here or I will start my own attacks. And I always follow them up with something concrete.

Comments

[hawkingbird]

Ugh. Again?!

[thatboyisamonster]

That is not much of an explanation.

Hello, your phone is buzzing, Kate.

[badnewsboy]

Er, it seems so. He may need to work on his timing.

[bowsbeforehoes]

Ugh, go home.

[thatboyisamonster]

No need to sound so bitter, Barton. Some of us do happen to have homes after all.

[swordhappy]

No, he can go elsewhere. Asgardia has enough Loki.

[veryproud]

Possible pocket dimension bringing in individuals from multiple universes and keeping them in a relatively stable state of living under the pretense of preparing them for a "normal life." It seems to be a social experiment.

Does that work as an explanation?

[thatboyisamonster]

[ pause ]

Somewhat. Aren't you dead?

Phone text message, Mr. Coulson!

[badnewsboy]

I assure you he looked better as a bird. This would be the second time, wouldn't it?

[swordhappy]

I will be happy to introduce your face to the concrete.

[thatboyisamonster]

[ it takes him a second or two to realize who this is ]

Red is a good colour on you. Did they run out of pink?

[reallylovehats]

Hey! Shut up and stop bossin' everyone around! Or I'll show you concrete. In your face!

[thatboyisamonster]

My sincere apologies.

[badnewsboy]

Oh, hello. I see you can use the Internet too. It really is quite marvelous, and loads of fun. Perhaps you could try the Epic of the Broken Sweets to pass the time properly.

[thatboyisamonster]

And why would I?

[hypertoxic]

Oh man. Threats! I love those. No one's going to be scared of you. Not on an island packed with super powered freaks!

[thatboyisamonster]

I'll try and aim for more creativity then.

[watersacrificed]

This is not the best way to make a first impression.

[thatboyisamonster]

I was not attempting to.

[babybatshit]

Is that adherence to the villain rule book of bad puns, or are you just that uncreative with threats?

[thatboyisamonster]

And yet it worked. Funny, that.

[notinthecards]

Who you planning to attack, frere? We all stuck in here just the same.

[thatboyisamonster]

I'm hardly the same as you.

[freezespirited]

[Wow.]

Or, instead of violence I could clean up the apartment and we could do whatever it is roommates are supposed to do.

Unless you really want to have a fight and wreak some destruction I'm up to the challenge of stopping you.

[thatboyisamonster]

What.

video;

[harmonic]

When I came here I asked for help and explanations, and I got a lot of both without having to be mean about it.

It's okay to be upset about this whole thing, but I think things will work better for you if you take a breath and try asking nicely.

Re: video;

[thatboyisamonster]

Is that so?

[Video]

[unfadingdragon]

[Why are so many people yelling he doesn't get it. What he does get is that this guy is threatening people.]

You're real if you feel you're real. The only reason I've been able to come up with is that someone summoned us here. I don't know why. But you're not going to attack people.

[He looks very determined about that point, at least.]

Re: [Video]

[thatboyisamonster]

Summoned. . . What an interesting word to use.

[totesadorbz]

OMGZ TOM HIDDLESTON?!?!?! U r soooo totes hawwwt

[thatboyisamonster]

I beg your pardon.