Don't forget, everyone, it's popcorn and dessert dinner tonight! Rose, I thought perhaps it would be a good idea for Victor to pick the movie this time. I'd rather your father didn't have to cut tentacles off the television again. Anyone have any preferences for ice cream or toppings? We're running low on chocolate chips, so I thought I'd replenish the supply. Oh, and strawberries, now that they're in season.

So I've been here a monthish now and I guess I should find out who's hiring? I don't have a degree or anything but how much does that matter in an alternate universe? ...That's a serious question because I have noooo idea. I don't want to be a super mooch since my roommate is all working-girl which I think means it's time to get my Bettie Page on. Minus the bangs, those so weren't for me.

That said, I am looking for a new hairstyle to go with my paycheck. All suggestions are 100% ready-and-welcome to be taken into consideration.

[ there's a beat as she considers ending it there, but wait no there's more. ]

Does, um. Do any of you adult-types which I guess I'm now included in... that bracket. Do you guys go to school? College-shaped school? Here?

[ she tucks some hair behind her ear and nods. okay. she's done. ] Thanks.

Okay, so not only did everything suck when we all went alternate reality/personality/whatever on each other, but I've also got a calculus test on Monday. Can we just agree to, I don't know, let school have a back-seat to crazy events. No? Hey, it's worth a shot.

Actually, wait, one more thought: is anyone else Jewish? Passover is coming up and it might be nice to do something as a group. Since, idk, "fictionals" don't always get the best looks from everyone else.

WHO: Wayward Vagabond, Hiccup, Phil Coulson, Peter Pan, The Once-ler, R
WHAT: i've got dreams like you - no, really!
WHEN: whenever between Feb.27 - Mar.2 during sleepin' time. up to you.
NOTE: please just state which option/character you're going for and tag away. yoo it's technically a log even if you're spamming me. 5+ comments for your activity. this is a good idea guys.
WARNINGS: some dreams may take a turn for the worse depending on who it is / what happens.


[ OPTION A: CAN TOWN ]
( the mayor )
[ OPTION B: HOW TO DREAM A DRAGON ]
( hiccup )
[ OPTION C: IT'S A MAGICAL PLACE. ]
( coulson )
[ OPTION D: WHERE'S MY BACKUP CHORUS? ]
( the once-ler )
[ OPTION E: THE DEAD DON'T DREAM ]
( r )
[ OPTION F: COME WITH ME WHERE DREAMS ARE BORN AND TIME IS NEVER PLANNED ]
( peter pan )

It's been a while since we put the word out, so I'll say it again:

Anyone of 18 years or older who is interested in possibly joining the police force, we have openings and I'd rather fill them with fictionals. Officers, dispatchers, night clerk. Give it some thought.

( [Private: to Sarah//Low security] )

( [Private: to Coulson//Vigilance security] )

( [Private Text Message to Koizumi] )

You're kidding me. [There's almost a laugh because really, this is ridiculous. And then there's silence, because he's plucking the com piece from his ear and shoving it into his pocket.] Best equipment SHIELD can make and it stops working...

[And now he's talking normally.]The best story anyone can tell me is that I'm fictional. Really? Because I find that really hard to believe, and I've seen a lot of things.

I don't know what kind of joke this is - and if it is a joke, and if it's FitzSimmons or Skye, someone's going to pay, I swear - [There's a sigh.]

I need someone to fill me in on what's really going on.

A principal of a school just squished my face and gave me a fairly impressive high-five. A person I don't recognize did, in fact, get me a pizza when I jokingly responded to them with the request upon being asked "Do you need anything, sir?" My phone's voicemail is full of who knows what. This Captain America figure is the coolest thing I have ever seen. And I think I'm secretly running the police department.

How is your day going, New Moore?

One, this flat's fucking disgusting. Is this what me mum meant when she said I'd end up in a dosshouse if I wasn't careful? Ace stash of booze though, hats off to whoever had the foresight for that!

Two, when she squawked about how she was carting me off to therapy I didn't think it'd be one of those island retreat wellness camps. Usually those're only reserved for the REALLY fucked up kids and then they end up being total crocks of shit anyway. Y'know, one kid crying in the middle while the rest scream at him cos they've been brainwashed or whatever the fuck. When does that start?

Three, oh fuck is that blood on the ceiling










Four, I found a dead rabbit? ALRIGHT SO MAYBE THIS IS A THINLY VEILED TORTURE CAMP

[Carol's sitting on one of her dinning room chairs, looking at the camera with a bit of apprehension. Her posture is just a bit to straight, her jaw just a bit too tight. This is not the same Carol Danvers who has called the island her home for the past year.

She'd watched all the videos she'd left for herself, all the videos her friends had left her. Now there's just this.]

Hey, New Moore.

Wow, okay, this is weird.

[She takes a deep breath.]

You guys apparently know me, but I don't know you. Apparently I've been here a year, but it feels like I just woke up here this morning.

For those of you who knew about my brain injury, it's taken care of now. I'm cleared to fly again. Unfortunately that means I don't remember any of you. I don't really remember much about home either...

Anyways, if I know you, or I guess even if I don't, it'd be nice if you could introduce yourself. I left myself some videos so I know a lot of namesm but only a few faces.

I need a glass case for one of my Christmas presents. It's too mint. It's making me nervous exposing it to anything. John, try not to breathe too hard near it.

Can wizards make things dust proof? One of you help me out on that.

On a related note, I hope everyone enjoyed their holiday and will not explode half the town in two days with whatever New Year's celebration they start up since obtaining illegal fireworks seems to be a little too easy.
That's a hint. You can get illegal fireworks easily. They're also technically not illegal here. I checked. See where I'm going with this? You're welcome.

Not sure who's out there listening, but I'm gonna take a guess that everyone got the same story coming in.

Anyone buying it?

[ Because he's not, but he's keeping as much emotion out of his voice as possible, even though this situation is a new one even for him. ]

Tasha, if you copy this, tell me it's something we can take care of.

Well, guess I'd better go check the rest of this place out, huh? See if there's a way out.

WHO: Anyone and Everyone
WHAT: All the kissin's
WHEN: Dec 13 - 15
WHERE: Wherever you want!
WARNINGS: Affection, freak-outs, possible R ratings


Okay! Here's the post for collecting all your kissing logs! If you want to do individual Network posts and then lead in to kissing that way, that's fine, but if you're looking to do a straight up log, this is the place to do it. That way we don't flood the community with all the log posts.

Instructions:

1. Post your character's name. One reply per character so that they're all neatly organized.
2. When you tag to a character's thread, put your participating character's name in the subject line.
3. ???
3a. Please edit the post tags to include your character name for easier activity reporting
4. PROFIT!

The list of releases from last month has arrived.

[From the sound of it, Lin turns away from the microphone to bark into another room:]

O'Toole! You and your betting pool can report to my office in precisely ten minutes, is that understood?

[And she's back at the device, irritation buzzing under her tone, but none of it directed at the listeners.]

The names are as follows:
Clara Oswald
Akemi Homura
Kaname Madoka
Remy LeBeau
Alois Trancy
Mikura Kazuma

Any questions may be asked here. I'll give you what answers I can.


...The island's been quiet for two weeks now. Be careful and report anything unusual.

[ The feed clicks on with a background score of faint mutters, fading in and out as if someone's thumb was briefly pressing over the mic. ] I gotta say, this waking up in a completely different place thing is getting kinda old. [ pause. ] Not that it's happened a lot, but I figured once was more than enough. As for the idea of having been fictional before – right. Sure. Somebody really outdid themselves this time around.

Now, I'd ask if anyone's been able to find a way outta this place, but something tells me the answer would be a no. So I guess I'll just stick with an introduction.

The name's Steve Rogers. Anybody know where I can find a good gym around here?