The tropical island thing is never done well. Oh, and there's snow. On an island.

Of course I'm disappointed. The least that someone could do is dress up the beach with a bond fire and a stage. Is there even a recording studio here? No? What do you do with yourselves during the day? From the looks of it, I'd say shop low-class knock-off strip-shops and sit around at night and watch reruns of sitcoms.