You lot really never are satisfied, are you? You, who spend your lives toiling against the tides of adversity, struggling through disease and poverty, with the single-minded Hope of some day rising above material concerns to actualize your true potential. Who are always yearning to be above the net of fate, masters of your own destiny. Constantly seeking an escape from the harsh reality of an unfeeling world, dogged by the burden of other human lives clinging to one-another for survival.

Even now that you have that freedom - absolution from your past sins, freedom from the shackles of duty, obligation or status, and the onus of your decisions - you are still not content. You want for nothing: you're fed, you're sheltered, you're safe; unfettered by your previous reality, you are free to pursue absolute self-interest.

Yet, almost as though you are aware you're being farmed like cattle, you refuse to accept this freedom. Instead you whine and moan and make desperate attempts on your lives, all for the sake of reconnecting with people and places that never existed at all. You have the chance to begin again a tabula rasa, but you insist on clinging together like refugees, forever binding yourselves within the limitations of your imagined histories.

The capriciousness of humans really knows no bounds.

where



are you



you d

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you bitch

fucking stupid whore

you took him
with you

didn't you

GUYS WE NEED TO MAKE EVACUATION PLANS

I know the volcano isn't smoking anymore but that's just because they were testing how fast the volcano would heat up. Now they're adjusting the volcano's settings so IT CAN ERUPT

at

any

MOMENT!!!!

I don't want to believe that the guys in charge are bad guys but Alois says they don't want us to be able to evacuate. Maybe they've decided having unreal people in a real world is too much of a risk?????

Either way we have to protect ourselves. Teddie can heal if anyone gets injured during evacuation.

Thanks Alois for the heads up!!!! He's beary smart, you know.. I'm gonna stay in my bear suit for a while to protect myself from any harmful atmosphere.

This is SO STUPID!!! `д´)=3

ALL of them???

Where are they!!!!!

hannah, you useless idiot

find them!!!

To the thieves who so brazenly broke into my private quarters while I was out this morning, and thought it would be "funny" to replace my stolen possessions with these cheap, shoddily-made toys --

I will only say this once:

Return that at once, or suffer the consequences.

Oh isn't this just fucking lovely?

Here's how the past few weeks of my life have gone: Hello! I'm a real live human being! Just going about my community service like any decent citizen would, being a productive member of society, boring shite like that. Oh no, a lightning storm! Super powers? Yes fucking please. THIS IS THE PART TO PAY ATTENTION TO, LADIES OF NEW MOORE: I'M IMMORTAL. But isn't that supposed to only happen in comic books and Barry's weird sci-fi programmes? Guess not. I'm the first immortal man to walk Earth. I accept it, I embrace it. Rolling in pussy!

And then I get sent to this fucked up island and it turns out it really was a fictional cockgrab! What's that about? You can't jerk a guy around like that.

For the record, I'll give a sample showing of my power to anyone interested. I find it gets the ladies proper juiced. But enough about me! You gorgeous birds out there, you tell me about you. Double points if you've been on this island so long that you'll shag anything that moves!

Oh and I guess this should be a SOS call to my mates or some bullshit like that. Oi guys, you can come out now, I'm here, the party's started! Let's go back to... well saving the world's not exactly what we did, was it? Load of superhero bollocks anyway, who needs that. Let's go back to trying not to accidentally-or-otherwise kill people, yeah? That was fun, let's keep doing that.

H-hello?


Wh-- who's there?? Show yourself!



...

I don't think I like this game very much..... ... Sh-shall we p-play something else now...?

That butler would making switching Her Majesty's little monster and his roommate impossible for me.