All right, everybody listen up! Due to the flood of reports concerning a large, tawny, predatory cat running loose in and around town, the police force is initiating a hunt. This is going to be undertaken systematically and professionally, and we're requesting the public's assistance.

First: We need everyone to stay indoors as much as possible. Large predators are very dangerous and can be very unpredictable. Do not approach it, and do not run. If you have to go out, stick together in groups and don't dawdle. Cats have very good night vision, so don't assume that going out at night is the answer.

Second: If you see the creature, call emergency services or our hotline: 1-800-244-2287 or 1-800-BIG-CATS. Be quick, clear, and precise. What did you see, where did you see it, what was it doing, where are you now.



The police department, with the assistance of the New Moore Avengers, will be organizing a city-wide search using a variety of techniques and equipment ranging from canine units to infrared cameras during the evening hours - which makes it even more imperative for pets and people to be kept indoors. We'll be attempting to capture the cat, find out where it came from, and get it to a place where it won't cause problems for the city.

Any questions?

So, hi, dear reader? Okay, this is really awkward, who does actually maintain a personal blog these days, anyway?

Don't answer that.

Anyway. I''m here now and I'm wondering a few things. Like, how do you know the part where we're supposed to have been fictional is the truth, as opposed to somebody's hoax or something like that? And, sorry, I'm pretty sure everybody who's showed up here has asked some variation of the same thing, but I'm really curious.
Now, to make up for it - a question that may not have been asked yet. If it is true? Which fictional character or characters do you wish would show up here, eventually? I mean, it could be a hero or a villain, or somebody you just wanted to chill out with. Anyone.
Hit me?

Oh, and about the schooling thing. Is there some sort of advanced placement system, or would I get roped in by age alone?

Sorry. Finishing this now and hitting post.

ETA: My name's Dick Grayson.