01 January 2012 @ 02:19 am
 
Sutures for a wound? I can understand their place on the battlefield but.... as a treatment on their own? Isn't that a bit... barbaric? To say nothing of the mess.

Souji, if you find yourself running low on that salve, you know where to find me. I think I'll abstain from availing my services on the hospital clinic, for a while. That should really make their year.
 
 
17 December 2011 @ 01:38 pm
[the static sounds like the recording isn't made on the ground. it sounds like it's coming from somewhere higher. the wind cuts the sound in and out, and it's hard to make out what he's saying until he brings the phone up to his mouth to make the recording, even then the sound quality wavers.]

Not much like I remember it. There ain't any wings.

I'd say that this is more of a bad joke than a Christmas miracle.
 
 
18 November 2011 @ 12:23 pm
 
Hmmm....

I've heard of blood mages trying to implant the souls of the dead into the living, before.... but nothing quite like this.

What's more.... possession requires a willing host, and I certainly didn't a agree to any of this....



So how, then, did they manage to do it this time?
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mood: confused
 
 
18 November 2011 @ 11:14 am
[There are two voices on the recording. One of them is laid back and sardonic, the other... is determined to test the gain on the microphone.]

You know, usually when I wake up in a strange bed, I'm off-duty and have some time to figure it out.

Unfortunately...I've already cashed in all my time off.

TRESPASSER! RELEASE THIS BODY AND SUBMIT TO MY WILL!

Looks like I'm not the only one who woke up in here, though.

If anyone recognizes Shouty's voice and has an explanation for me, I'll be in at the precinct house.

ARROGANT FOOL -

[The audio cuts off.
 
 
03 November 2011 @ 08:25 pm
 
Uh, sorry about the biting people thing.



I now know that brains do not taste like cherry kool-aid.
 
 
25 October 2011 @ 08:28 pm
[ srrrrchk, and the audio cuts in: ] -- working or not.

Do I have to wait until tomorrow to say I was born yesterday? Because this might be the first time I can actually get away with it.

[ anyone? anyone? ... Bueller? ]
 
 
24 October 2011 @ 12:52 pm
 
I suppose, with the upcoming holiday and all, now would be a particularly good time to mention that I'll be offering healing and restorative services from my quarters in North 301 at a discounted rate, for the duration of the festivities.


Speaking of which..... I'm not entirely sure what to expect. Not that I don't already have my own ideas about what something called "halloween" would usually entail, but......... I'm going to play it safe and assume this is another one of those "real world" things that sounds absolutely nothing like what it actually is. Again.
 
 
I suppose it isn't all bad. These robes are rather light - and surprisingly flexible!


The hose.......... I am less fond of.
 
 
17 September 2011 @ 03:25 pm
Hahaha, motherfucker done got all the fuck tagged up and shit. This is wicked. Like, the megabitchtits, right now, going all the fuck on. I got to take off the bandages today, and it's all motherfucking chill there, so I figure it's all motherfucking cool to show this shit off, yeah? I feel like a reunited lover couple, all fucking up and happy to be seeing each other all the motherfuck again.

[ He grins, wide and fangy, at the camera and lifts his shirt up high. Nevermind the odd anatomy of his abdomen...

This is now beautifully inked and colored on his chest. )

The skin around it is kinda purple still with healing, but it looks like he's actually been taking good care of it. Amazing. ]



Shit's awesome, yeah? I drew it myself and everything. Thanks for taking me along, bro! This was all up and motherfucking the best idea I've had in a long time!
 
 
12 September 2011 @ 01:53 pm
It seems quite a few people have disappeared. "Released," even. They should be so lucky.

New Moore is neither enjoyable nor unpleasant; it simply is. Knowing the dead can be revived here prevents me from settling into life on this island. It seems that Danarius can haunt me even after his death. Even though he would have no authority here... I worry that he will return.

I thought I would find a renewed sense of freedom here. Clearly, I was wrong.
 
 
[ The first thing anyone'll be able to see is the flicker of a screen, paired with clattering and some falling, shattered glass... They'll see some glimpses of a wall... The lens is pointed straight upward. Anyone familiar with the area might recognize it as the outside of the hospital. Soon after, a larger crash is heard - breaking glass - and something not too different from this comes into view. A blonde girl, plummeting from above, straight to the ground. She lands not far from the communication device itself with a thud. A blood spatter or two covers part of the lens.

After a moment or so of silence, there's rustling. Stirring. A couple of grunts. The device is lifted, something wipes over it to clear it of the blood... Then the girl's face comes into view. She looks to be anything but happy, and there are a few winces here and there as she pops her own limbs and things back into place.
]

My name is Claire Bennet. I'm real. I've always been real. And if you think you can keep me here by putting me in some sort of lockdown, you're wrong.

[ Her cheek and mouth and one of her eyes are pretty visibly banged up, but... Healing. Very, very quickly. Some of the blood stays behind but the wounds are just... disappearing. ]

And no matter what you say? I'm leaving. Now.

[ Black. Silence. Yep. Preeeetty much she just hung up on everyone and everything. ]
 
 
30 August 2011 @ 02:59 pm
Sorry, Gamzee, but can you manage dinner alone, tonight? Something's ....came up, and I need to step out for a bit. I might not be home until very late.

Try not to eat anything from the lower cupboards, this time, and don't take anything anyone gives you if you can't immediately tell what it is at first glance. I've distilled a syrup of ipecac and left it in the cupboard over the sink, in the event of the inevitable, and there's more of that "gator aid" business in the icebox.

And the papers in the drawing room are still being used - I've only just finished organizing them - and EXTREMELY IMPORTANT so if you could just leave them there, I'll attend to them when I get back.
 
 
mood: busy
 
 
30 August 2011 @ 12:00 am
[the power has already flickered on and off numerous times due to the heavy rain of the monsoon. once again the lights dull as one last brown-out sweeps through the New Moore apartments before the Dark Hour begins and all power goes out. the blank screens of dozens of television sets flicker to life. for a moment, all it's static, and then a picture begins to form.

the camera, cocked at an awkward angle, looks like it's being held by an amateur. while the rain pours down heavily in the distance, the dark clouds here huddle beneath a low-hanging moon and only threatening to storm. beneath the ominous-looking sky, there is the outline of two familiar figures against a foreign backdrop. on all sides they're surrounded by high slopes, and the cliffs tapering into the darkness behind them. the unsteady terrain, which curves to a point, is covered in deep graves surrounded in stone blocks. upon closer inspection the tombs are moving, as if the people inside are trying to lift the stone blocks from their graves. it isn't apparent through the grainy imagery until the camera pans out that the mud and rock is mixed with blood.

there are two men fighting. they both have suspiciously similar looking swords. at first, it's hard to tell them apart, but the more you look, the more obvious it becomes. it's Dante, his usual red leather jacket is black, and fades into the dirt and shadows dancing across the ground. and there's another Dante, who's wearing the same outfit as he was last seen in, a tattered heavy metal t-shirt and a pair of leather pants, neither of which is in very good shape. it looks like he's been stabbed numerous times through the middle, and he's already stained and matted with his own blood. the wide swings of the two swords and deafening clash of metal as they meet is so quick and offensive to the senses that it's difficult to figure out who has the upper hand.

then the shadow skewers Dante through the middle. pinned to a grave with his own six-foot blade through his chest, the white-haired man in what was once a raggedy heavy metal t-shirt puts his hands to the sword, trying to remove it from his chest. the blood begins to puddle around him.

leaning the on the hilt of the sword with his foot, the shadow puts his weight onto the hilt of the sword, digging it further into his owner's chest. the camera catches his attention and he looks up casually, his eyes a vivid gold.
]

Hey there, aren't you guys lucky? The two of us have got quite the show planned.

[the shadow makes a mock bow, and continues speaking, strolling a few steps away from his victim before he draws a gun from beneath his jacket and starts shooting him repeatedly, the flash from the .45 in his hand lighting up the dull imagery.]

It seems like some people need a little help dying, and I have a feeling the genius over there doesn't quite get it, so I'll spell it out so everyone understands.

[the shadow reloads the gun, pulling the slide between his teeth. he begins to pace back and forth across the screen like a wild cat in silence, before turning back to the man pinned at the grave, grabbing him by the hair and yanking his head back. the's a low growl that rolls from Dante's throat. the shadow grins widely, showing his teeth. His voice gets deliberately low.]

This guy is resisting God's irresistible will. That's why I'm here, to set things straight. It's just so sad. Do you think if the demons knew that he couldn't protect himself that they would put him out of his misery? Instead he makes an effort of moving forward like it'll make a difference. "Hey, look at me. Look at all the reasons I have to live." [he sputters, ending it with a cackle.] So, what is it? A traitor to humanity, or a traitor to the demons? Take your pick, it'll all end us all in the same place. Don't kid yourself, we should've followed in our father's footsteps when we had the chance.

[he holds up his hands suddenly.]

Would it be easier to ignore it? Change the subject?

I'll tell you what we're going to do. The answer is easy. You can all come down one by one and take a blow at him yourself before he commits his own suicide. Don't be shy, with this guy it's going to happen eventually.

[it's not long before the shadows begin to move in, crawling up from the graves and forming out of thin air. they move as if they're ill, limping and fumbling like marionettes on strings. the shadow turns, and grabbing the hilt of the six-foot sword on his back, swings it in a wide arc, enough to slice them all clean in half, leaving nothing but a fragment of what they were. as more begin to form, he moves close to the camera, lifts a hand, and phantom-mimes a gun at the screen with a sick grin.]
 
 
21 August 2011 @ 09:24 am
AhH, tHaT wAs PrEtTy shitty. I dIdN't ThInk I'd EvEr GeT tO mEeT mY gUtS aLl MoThErFuCkiNg PeRsOnAl lIkE, bUt I tHiNk We MoThErFuCkErS aRe ThE bEsT oF bRoS nOw.

SpEAkInG oF bEsT fRiEnDs, BeSt FrIeNd I ThInK i Am GoNnA sTiCk To FiNdInG mY oWn BrEwS fRoM nOw On. YoU aIn'T gOt ThE tAsTe FoR tHe MoThRErFuCkiNg ThInGs.

ThIs HuMaN FoOd Is PrEtTy MoThErFucKiNg BlAnD sHiT bUt It fEeLs KiNdA bEaUtIfUl To EaT tO mY oRgAn BuDdIeS aNd ThIs GaToRaDe ShIt Is PrEtTy BiTcHtItS aWeSoMe.

BuT, yEaH, a MoThErFuCkEr Is PrEtTy OkAy NoW tHoUgH tHiS CoOl AsS hIvEmAte I dOnE gOt SaYs I sHoUlD cHiLl AnOtHeR dAy Or TwO. sO i'M gOnNa MoThErFuCkInG kIcK iT aNd GeT mY rEsT oN.
 
 
06 August 2011 @ 12:14 pm
WHAT: Dante dozing off, and he does so at awkward times.
WHO: Dante and everyone else.
WHEN: You know the drill.
note Soooo there are two dreams here. You're free to pick. Since I figure Dante's going to fall asleep a few times during the course of Thurs - Sun, they are separate dreams. You can do one or the other or both!! Amazing.
 
 
31 July 2011 @ 11:52 pm
Does anyone in South have anything for headaches?
 
 
24 July 2011 @ 06:53 pm
All right.  We made good time getting those boats launched, everyone.  Good job.

Not done quiet yet, though.  We're not going to lose a single person tonight.

Rescue crews will be mobilizing already, so let's make this nice and easy for them.   Everyone who's still on the Medusa, sound off.  State your current location, what you're doing, any injuries, and anything important you can see about what's happening with the boat.

I'm on the aft deck right now.  Ship's electronics are going out, but I think I can keep the intercom running as long as we're above water.  Since we don't have any red-headed tech whizzes on board that I know of, I'll be co-ordinating and keeping us networked.
 
 
20 July 2011 @ 11:21 am
Regarding last night's incident, one has to wonder-

Where does one even obtain explosives on this island?
 
 
20 July 2011 @ 01:08 am
 
Right.... I know I haven't exactly got the best track record when it comes to mysterious explosions, but I can assure everyone it wasn't entirely my doing. And I'm moderately confident that there wasn't much magic involved, either; so Fenris, if you're reading this, you can keep that rusty pitchfork shoved up your ass - you won't be needing it today.

I may need somewhere to lie low for a bit, until this mess gets cleared up, anyway. Any suggestions that aren't a ship's hold would be particularly welcome.


And Gokudera......... we need to Talk. I'll be waiting at the Nancing Phony, come as soon as you can.
 
 
mood: stressed
 
 
04 July 2011 @ 05:59 am
:33 < fur appurrently no furs33able reason i suddenly miss jaspers :((