See, this? All this? All these lovely little personality flips? I like these. It makes the shit, annoying people boring, and the boring people fun. I like fun people, and more importantly, I like fun people who want to go out and get pissed with me.

Speaking of people who want to go out and get proper blackout drunk, has anyone seen Sarah the last few days? I've tried phoning her, but... there's no answer. Says it's been disconnected. Shit, did someone send her photos off my phone?

Sarah, I swear, if you're reading this, it's just personal use, love, I swear. They're old photos!

[Set up in Sheska's room, the phone is getting a great view of what an absolute mess she's made of it. There are clothes everywhere. The woman of the hour is wearing red and black lace chemise and pouting into the nearly empty interior of her closet.]

Oh my gaaaaawd... I have, like, nothing to wear. This is awful! What was I thinking when I bought all this junk? I guess it's fine for work, or whatever, but you can't go out in this stuff! I mean look at this.

[She pulls out a lavender lace dress, holding it up in disgust.]

What am I, sixty? Are we having a tea party? Puh-leeze. I need something fun and fresh and attractive already. Alright...

[She spins to face the camera with a brilliant smile, one foot cocked and arms up in a little victory sign.]

Shopping spree~ I am way overdue for a new wardrobe. Who wants to come with~?

I hope we're not starting summer early. The heat wave was bad enough last time. Is everyone doing all right? Do we need to make air conditioner or water bottle runs for anyone? I have some free time at the moment...



[Private text to Koizumi]
I overestimated the amount that my recipe was going to make and have far too much for me. Have you eaten already?

[Private text to Sirius]
When we spoke a while ago... You said you had something to help with a dreamless sleep. I don't suppose you still have any of that available, do you?

||Text to Lin||

Hey. I know this is gonna sound weird, but is there a gun range here?

||Text to Rudy and Rudy Too||

Got left over chocolate, want it?

I think I may actually be starting to like coffee. It's strange. I never used to like it, and now I've gone through all of the left over beans from when Kate was here. But I don't actually know a thing about coffee.

Can anyone help me figure out... What makes a good coffee?


( [Text message to: The Once-ler] )

Ya know, the only thing I like 'bout this month is all the chocolate that's available.

Seriously, even chocolate shots are bein' sold in some weird little packs. Might be the only way t'deal wit all those candy chalk hearts and pinks.

Which reminds me, Conrad! The bar doin' anythin' for the holiday?

[ The face that comes in is a noticably younger, scragglier-looking Rudy, looking rather distressed and strung-out. The dark circles under his eyes indicate he doesn't seem to have gotten any sleep and he seems to have been crying for some time. His eyes are mostly looking to the room beyond where he is. ]

Hullo? Mum? Dad? If you're out there... please talk to me. I'm... I'm sorry, all right? I dunno what I did this time, but I'm so sorry. Please talk to me. I don't think I meant it I just... Please come get me. I'm scared and I haven't got my medication. Why would you send me away without me meds, Mum?! [ He sniffs and wipes his eyes. ] I'm scared. Please... I'll go back t'therapy if that's what y'want. I.. I thought I had it under control. I'm sorry!

[ He buries his face in his arm and sobs, the camera begins to shake uncontrollably. ]

'M sorry.. I'm so sorry... Didn't mean t'hurt you....

To: Rudy
From: Sarah

Hey, haven't heard from ya since Christmas. Everythin' alright?

Who: Rudy 3, Sirius Black, Lin Beifong
What: A fight and arrests
When: After the Rudys' post
Where: somewhere in the streets of New Moore
Warnings: Violence, foul language

( Lin wasn't one to wait around... )

Right, so who is having a Christmas party? My liver and I need to know so we can truly determine what we're doing for Christmas, because I'll be damned if I'm spending it sober.

( Private to Sheska, Alisha, Sirius )

( Private to Ukraine )

I'm already dreading what this place will do for Christmas holiday, but any idea on New Year's?

SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? I am not fucking around here. Everyone seemed totally fuckin' fine with all of that bullshit nonsense the last couple of days like it was no big deal.

I know this place gets up to some weird shit sometimes but Jesus fucking Christ. Felt like I was gonna have me soul ripped out or something. Christ.

It's getting a bit chilly in here and last I check it's still November. Which means...

It's gonna get fucking colder. [And she doesn't sound too pleased about that.] Great, bloody great.

HOT OR NOT

you missed it, don't lie

NOT EVEN UP FOR DEBATE SHES SMOKIN

HOT OR NOT

EVERYONE IS SO HOT IM GONNA DIE

HOT OR NOT


I TRIED TO TAKE A BAD PIC OF HIM IT DIDNT WORK

HOT OR NOT


HAHAHA THIS ONE DID

HOT OR NOT


MULTICOLORED HOTTIE

HOT OR NOT


WHY IS THERE A PUPPET............

HOT OR NOT

Who: Everyone.
What: The fancy anniversary/homecoming ball.
When: Saturday evening, November 9th.
Where: Four Saison's Ballroom.



[ You made it to the ball. Presumably, you will have an awesome time and/or be completely miserable.

Through the doors is a giant dancefloor, with a small orchestra on stage. They're playing beautiful music and later in the evening they'll be replaced with a DJ who will then pump up some sick beats. You can be like hot damn that's my jam.

This ball is full of fancy decorations, fine dining, dancing of all sorts, alcohol??, tears, everyone trying to look their best, and Dinkerton wearing a golden crown and high-fiving a crowned Coulson. The tables are circling the dance floor if you're going to sit down the entire time or you need to eat that food. ]

USE THIS POST TO ACTIONSPAM/LOG UP ALL YOUR BALL ACTIVITIES

[Here's a wizard. He doesn't look happy. At all.]

Whoever it was that messed with my friend's mind... Never do anything like that again. Not with him and not with anyone else.

I'll make you regret it.


[And since Sirius is Sirius and nothing if not dramatic, the feed ends with what looks like a little purple explosion.

Don't worry, no wizards were damaged in producing this video.]




[Private to Alisha]

Hey, love. We urgently need to have a talk, concerning my lacking manners and your immense attractiveness.


[Private to Rudy]

Are you coming to that dance?


[Private to James and Lily]

Hey, married people. Does your kind still have fun?


[Private to Sheska]

Will I see you at the dance, love?


[Private to Once-ler]

I need your input, mate.


[Private to Rogue]

I haven't heard from you in a while, Rogue. You have to meet me, so you can remember why you don't like people.

How're you doing?

You know, thneeds really are the most useful things! They can be as dense or loosely woven as you like, and if you're careful about it, apparently proof against dog bites. That was, um, less... exciting, really, but with so many officers being bitten, they couldn't exactly get me an escort to work. I'm all right! It just frightened me a bit. Something scared it off. I'm just glad it wasn't a werewolf.

How is everyone doing? Once-ler? Sirius? Anyone? Does anyone need a place to be contained for the evening? The police station has a few cells left... Night's coming on fast now.